Reminds me of the Barbie movie:
Barbie: "I don't have a vagina!" (points at Ken) "and he doesn't have a penis!“
Ken as Barbie leaves earshot: " I have all the genitals "
I'm happy as a cis dude, but I'd be lying if I said I never thought to myself "hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time...?"
what if I had a 1 m dick
SEVERE blood pressure issues /j
You'd be immune like no one else in the beach and cold pools
... worth ... it
There was a show I remember way back called "Testees" where it followed a couple of guys who were human Guinea pigs for some pharma company. Each episode was generally about some new drug and the horrible/hilarious side effects and shenanigans that would ensue. There was also a 3rd guy who was basically Frank from It's Always Sunny, and the B plot would flow him sometimes. In one episode, the company actually makes a penis enlargement pill that works, however a little too well. It's so big that every time he gets an erection, he blacks out from the drop in blood pressure. Been a while since I've thought of that show lol.
A 1m dick would make almost every sexual activity more uncomfortable.... except one.
afaik the definition of "cisgender" doesn't include actively disliking being different, it just means you're satisfied as you were born/identified by society.
is there a term for being largely happy as you are but just sorta being a little bit bored? it's like i've eaten kibble my entire life and it's perfectly nutritious and enjoyable but i'd just like to try some other stuff from time to time as well, so long as i can go back to the kibble when i want.
Genuinely would have been so amazing
...and then there's all the other possibilities too
"but could you browse through them or would it just be: bam!?" me to the witch offering her potions
A genital selector like in Cyberpunk 2077's character builder would be preferable
Ehh, Baldurs Gate 3 > Cyberpunk 2077 as far as genital selectors go.
As a genderfluid person I absolutely agree
I read this as 'all at once', and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2.....
I wanna be a formless nightmare of cloying smoke and light.
Shapeshifter'll do, though.
Shapeshifting is very useful, though I prefer the other benefits though, like the abilities and disguising yourself. I'd rather not change my genitals unless it's absolutely necessary (i.e. as part of disguising yourself).
If only it was normal and possible maybe I'd be happy (◞‸◟ㆀ)
The character Pie'o'pah from Clive Barker's Imajica has a sort of "third" genitalia which can both penetrate and be penetrated. Through the story, the main character is kind of magically seduced by this, initially revolted, but it becomes a point of personal growth which helps unlock his true potential. It's a really cool and weird (and long) story with some pretty ahead-of-its time pontification on trans and non-binary identities.
