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FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him] @hexbear.net

1y ago

What's the chapo view on totinos peppironi pizza rolls?

Seriously?

31 comments

no hot couch experience is complete without them
- Microwaved to perfection
  
  Oven or air fryer I will die on this hill
  Mushy pizza roll eating mf
Indoor only
email me on this hex bear forum zone and i'll send you a totinos pizza roll in the mail
Depends on how high I am
I keep them in my Totino's backpack.
i think i'm making them in the microwave wrong cuz they always end up kind of chewy. next time i'm gonna try pan-frying
- Try air frying or baking. That's the common consensus as to the best way to cook these totinos
- That do be what the microwave do
there are two things that are meant to be microwaved that I like: sack refried beans and sack lentils, totinos don't even make the list
- We can't be friends anymore
  
  understood, have a nice day
- People make Torino's in the microwave??
Totino's Party Pizza is the official pizza of the Pizza Vanguard Party. It's right there in the name.
- My roommate once convinced me to microwave one...
  I don't eat those anymore
  
  Did you use a paper towel or just raw dogged it in the microwave?
  
  The roommate:
They were created as a CIA operation to terrorize the local Italian-American population into submission. They were used to mentally assault and bully Italian working people within the USA to make them comply to the will of the state.
yuk
I love 'em, though I've discovered I like the Meijer brand ones even more. Their generic game goes kinda hard.
I understand there's a guy who will mail you pizza rolls if you leave a comment in his webzone. Personally I'm not a fan.
My fat ass learned one day that you can deep fry those motherfuckers. It was like a glimpse of Valhalla.
Rollin' around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta VISIT TOTINOS
i like to cook them in the oven (get outta here with the microwave you fucking fiends) and squeeze/scrape all the nasty pepperoni/fake marinara out of them and eat just the pizza roll skins.
Now that I live in New York I interject into every pizza discussion that pizza rolls started in Minnesota. It's one of my favorite snarky quips to bust out at the bar. The sarcastic folks love it, but every once in a while I get a rise out of someone.
i don't eat anything that comes out of a box or a bag
Death to America
- True leftists only consume nutrients from bottles or intravenous injection

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