My Nephew's favorite thing is Minecraft. It seems like the easiest way to make a huge profit is getting the attention of children. They will beg their parents for the treats and the parents will oblige.

As someone who just turned 35 this year, I cannot wait to cast a write in vote for myself. I think I'd do a better job than all the past presidents and current candidates. Plus I could really use the bump in pay.

The swing states all have a lot of fuckery at the local level and it will take a couple days before we know who is the true winner. SCOTUS will try to intervene but the lower courts will get ahead of them to ensure the states wrap up the counting. Harris probably wins, but the chuds will be frothing at the mouth. I'm setting the over/under for how many get shot dead by the authorities at 3.5.

Isn't that more like 20 years ago at this point? 2004 Kerry lost to Bush but the Democrats started taking back the house and Senate. Then it culminates in '08 with Obama's near blowout and folks started that, "the GOP is no more" celebration. By 2014 the GOP was back and trying to repeal the ACA every week.

In the month of October, Trump has drilled down on his campaign message to round up and kill liberals while Kamala has been forgiving Israel for the most heinous crimes to occur with in my lifetime. Trump gained 5 points in polling amongst suburban white women in that time. Truly scared of the bloodlust amongst most Americans.

I love your posts because they remind me of the Minnesota Timberwolves and my own Siberian Husky. They also provide me motivation to continue to make this wretched place just a little bit better. NY needs to reintroduce Wolves like MN and CO have done.

A couple years ago Hexbears lambasted me for not being angry about the railroad strike. I said from my experience in my union we were barely an institution let alone a left wing institution. Most of my brothers were fucking fascists who were slowly taking control of the executive board seat at a time.

I think the rest of us are dumbfounded with the spectacle that is natural disasters in the Southeast. I support Floridian refugees taking our black jobs, living in our hotels and eating our cats. I refuse to expend the CO2 needed to rebuild their state, time for this project of annual reconstruction for a minority of folks to enjoy some beaches and palm trees to end.

Have chuds really forgot the riots of 2020?!? They have zero understanding of what terrors can occur. John Brown was right about these fucking cretins.

I'm literally disgusted that the Timberwolves would consider acquiring Donte DiVincenzo. He's not gonna do well eating shitty pasta living in sub zero temps.

Timberwolves traded KAT purely for financial reasons. I doubt they have a chance to win a championship, but they'll be a playoff team and sell tons of Anthony Edwards jerseys. I hate Minnesota sports owners with a burning passion.

Full throated support from me in your loathing of astrology. Apparently everyone who is a cancer sign is an abomination in the eyes of astrologists and it's the most annoying bullshit ever. Fuck astrology.

My Friday consisted of drinking 7 Boilermakers, meeting the most beautiful Brazilian lady and then falling hard on my face. I got some pretty fucked up cuts, but I guess falling in love is just a literal thing nowadays.

Great Lakes residents, it's time we get together and form a compact before anyone tries any funny business.

I don't have red hair either...

I'm not white, I'm Irish!

Why tf is this loser rehashing a 26 year old joke?

I don't understand your joke. When did South Park do a Barbara Streisand episode and what did they pick on her for?

I would love nothing more than these two schmucks to never produce another episode again.

I remember reading over a decade ago that meteorologists and climate researchers gave up on us collectively solving the problem and were deciding to move to the most resilient territories and planning to live off grid.