How has no one stopped him?!
How has no one stopped him?!
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Boss Baby
Mass Shooter Baby
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god forbid children do anything
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simpsons did it
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In collaboration with 1-800-Collect.
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It sounds plausible, toddlers are like that. My toddler frequently beats me with a foam sword.
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Have you reported him to the FBI?
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Good guy with a gun can't even stop a baby...
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how has no one stopped him? I'm waiting to see what happens when he grows up! I hope he uses his powers for good
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he's clearly a Russian asset
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Xi is sending his supersoldier toddlers to destabilize Amerikkka
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According to this article there's been at least 2 toddler shootings a week over the last 10 years on average.
Also, just for fun, you're about 200 times more likely to be killed by a child shooter than a bear in the United States.
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I see I chose wisely
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This statistic is skewed by Toddler-Agitator Larry who is shot by a toddler 50 times a year and should be ignored as a statistical outlier
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You can't stop a toddler when they're like this. They just need to shoot it out
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literally neurodivergent and a minor
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bullshit, you can't be a toddler for two years
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Watch me
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Hey, if they're pointing a gun a me, I'll be calling them whatever they want.
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Please take my wallet, mommy.
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DOMINATING!
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The concept of a toddler shooting someone once a week in America is now old enough to be a toddler
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To the Pre-K Agua Fria rode a toddler one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, had a minor speech delay
No one dared to share his cuppy, no one dared to take a sip
The toddler there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip -
truly impressive kill streak
Death to America
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I heard this referenced somewhere else shortly after you posted this, has it been going around somewhere? (The article's from 2017)
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The only thing stopping a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.