help skibidi toilet has caused a deflationary spiral amongst my children

- What those kids need is a structural adjustment program
- One Piece emote!?!

Dude could have just implemented a skibidi command economy with rationing and had everything work fine.
- Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.
- we had a good thing going
- Skibidi Juche.

My kids want to spend real money on a silly gambling game, how do I address this?
By issuing currency, of course!
father of the year
- Hey at least the guy is present and cares, that puts him ahead of a lot of “fathers” tbh

Just want to take a second and say thank God I had Warcraft 3 instead of Roblox growing up.
- Thank god I had nintendo ds and minecraft. No child scamming micro transactions there
  
  There was a period in Minecraft where predatory mtx were going as hard as they do in Roblox
- Work work.
  
  Work is da poop, NO MORE!
  
  Off I go then!
- One of the best things my parents did was not let me play video games.
  
  I like video games myself but honestly think I probably won’t let my kids play them (and won’t myself then either of course) or at least until they would be like 10. I don’t see any good coming out of that. Same thing with television to be honest

EDIT: He should create a Skibidibux IMF and offer them all loans denominated in Skibidibux that come with loan covenants about performing household chores.
- Time to load these kids up with crushing Skibidebt
  
  Skibidebt trap diplomacy
- they'll put each other into indentured servitude if he does this
- The kids will get a better loan from the belt and road skibidinitiative.

the post is deleted but all the comments are still there pretty evenly split between "remove all roblox" and "here's how you can tweak your deranged skibidi toilet economy to work"
- Don't listen to people telling you this is a good system. If your kids are fighting and assaulting each other, it's not working. Just abolish the system give each kid a max amount they can spend per month on this stuff. Non-transferable. (120 upvotes)
  Yet when I say that capitalism should be abolished people call me a dirty commie smdh 😔
  
  My wife told me she thought this system wasn't working well and I didn't agree.
  This guy went to reddit for skibidiconomy tips to win the argument with his wife.
  
  Talk about a half measure.
  "You kids are assaulting each other to pay a virtual toilet money, none of you are getting anything and you're all getting jobs"
- Classic capitalist/anticapitalist debate

My god, just say no and block roblox on your router. Tell your kids to go the fuck outside
- the real trick is to not let them know you've blocked it.
  "You can't connect to your game? Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling the app?"
  
  holy shit lmao
  Also this is a great way to get them to self-teach IT, in a year they'll be like hey dad did you know all our ethernet cables are still cat5?

This will clearly have a good impact on his children and won't lead to distrust among themselves or make them turn every petty problem into a fight to the death. Surely tis a good system of raising kids, the fucking IMF father. Lmao
- "Internet Monetary Father"

skibidiconomy's in the shitter

Capitalism works

Pool the toilet dollars into a central fund that can only be drawn down with the consent of all of the children. Put an expiry date on all toilet dollars so if they can't agree they all get nothing.
It'll either force them to work together or teach them how best to bicker over the will of their estranged father.

what the fuck did I just read man
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgmEZUTDXJk
  34M views 2 days ago
  
  the kids are not alright
  
  this rocks

typical yakubian capitalist move to engage in anti-worker monetary devaluation schemes. Full and uncritical support to the children's uprising. No bedtime without skibidi time

Skibidi Reserve is lowering rates

As a skibidi toilet central banker, would you go into a hospital and mess with people's life support systems?
- Would you go into a hospital and just unplug someone's skibidi toilet, knowing they need it to live?

What the actual fuck is going on here? "Skibidi toilet" what???
My kid used to play Roblox, which I understand is riddled with bullshit, but this is new to me and just utterly wild.
I guess this is the kinda stuff I missed out on (luckily avoided??) by just having one child - no bizarre sibling rivalry over opaque internet currency.
- Afaik it's basically like those Garry's mod videos from the 2000s. Gen Alpha-millenial alliance strengthens.
- tbh it only makes sense if you watch it
  
  Seriously, there's ideology happening here. There are two factions, the skibidi toilets and the machine agents, locked in an escalating arms race which gradually destroys the entire world they're fighting over. The toilets have human heads grotesquely warped but toilet bodies while the agents have human bodies which are always in businesswear but machine heads, specifically machines of surveillance and propaganda (security cameras, televisions, and loudspeakers). The toilets primarily use physical attacks or eye lasers while the agents use more and more machines attached to their bodies. The toilets can parasitize the agents, but the agents quickly develop technological countermeasures.
  The perspective is always that of an agent.
  What does this say about surveillance, about government, about war and revolution and humanity? I don't know but it's not nothing.
  
  Call me a boomer, but this should be illegal to show to children
  
  This is what HP Lovecraft was talking about.
  
  wow this really says something about
  
  THANK YOU! This answered questions my teen had about a conversation he overheard, and it absolutely delighted me. Idk what it says about me that I love this, but I super do.
- Gmod animator made a thing, shit blew up with children and now we're here and are kinda forced to exist with low quality bullshit that gets peddled to kids by every greedy son of a removed. DaFuq!?Boom! is the guy who originally made this and I appreciate his creativity with what he has even if it's not everyone's cup of tea.
  
  I love that this weird shit blew up! There's something truly magical about a weirdo finding their niche and audience.

Most truthful /r/relationships post

Oh is this that famous innovation that capitalism is supposed to breed?

- their friends have no access to skibidi dollars.
  
  3 kids, first child at 25. Definitely rural and isolated.
  
  You can buy roblox cards in the street, so actually they do

i hate it here.

Skibididabadidabada Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue
- Skibididabadidabada Da ba dee da
  I'm the scaaatman
  flushes toilet

Their style was too ridic-dic-dic-dic-dic for him smh