If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.
If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.
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There is no suitable place for an Octopus to wear either pants or a skirt. Octopuses are almost entirely made of face. There is no torso, no waist, no lower body. We call the appendages around the mouth “arms” (not “legs”) but they are more analogous to prehensile whiskers. I think they would be more likely to wear a cap or headband. A balaclava would be interesting.
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An octopus with a helmet would be unstoppable
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They'd wear swimsuits, of course. Who wears skirts or pants in the water?
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Many octopodes can change the color and pattern of their skin at will.
Our clothing and tattoos are but crude facsimiles of their capabilities. Cephalopods have no need of such frivolities.
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"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"
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Why wouldn’t they just wear stylish hats?
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Now that's a proper hat. Shelter yourself and 6 of your friends from sun or rain!
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Is that xxxxxxxxxxxxxxl or is it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl
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Perfect. No notes.
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Octopuses have 8 arms and no legs. They'd probably wear halter tops.
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I guess an octopus skirt is more like a poncho.
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Or a coat of arms.
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How do you gild things here?
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Why the fuck would octopuses have to wear clothes?! Come to think of it... why do humans have to wear clothes?
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I don't.
flaunts
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You live in a warm place, I think
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Pants are a status symbol in octopus society. Custom tailored, and you have servants to help you put them on.
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I think servants to help put them on are pretty much a necessity.
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They would mostly wear hats.
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Ain't nobody got time to put 8 legs though 8 pant legs.
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This is the place for my joke!
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit LIKE A GLOVE!
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It's even better if you tell it in a Sean Connery voice.
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Maybe a tiny skirt on the arm that is a penis
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Squiddly Diddly just Winnie The Pooed it
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No they would wear an octuple of jeans.
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They'd probably just wear socks or 80's style leg warmers.
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Yeah, checks out.
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They'd wear four pairs of jeans and older octopuses would criticise them for sagging their waists.
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They could always wear garter belts and suspenders
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octopodes
or octopi,I mean octopuses is correct too, but less fun
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octopi is wrong because octopus is Greek and not latin
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I prefer the original, more correct, "octopizzle."
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Yeah but we're using English which doesn't follow Greek spelling rules.
Also, this.
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TIL: I thought it was acceptable
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Toga toga
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