You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when search results for "Lemmy" are more about it than the Motorhead guy.
I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family.
Heck is just "hell" and "fuck" combined
Sit down with your co-workers for a beer and everybody smiles. They even make tv shows about it. But sit down with your co-workers for a little opium and everybody gets their panties in a twist.
Smokers and dog owners would make excellent postal workers
CEOs are ecstatic about AI because they can train it to always agree with them.
The hard to pick fruit tastes less sweet
If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man?
If we silenced all the sources of misinformation/disinformation people would be aghast at how quiet it is.
There is likely a picture of your house on the internet.
Most people in the workforce today have never had to answer the question "Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Batman has an awful lot of villains with doctorates.
It was nicer when Duke Nukem Forever was famous for never coming out
James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis
There are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposes
Freedom of speech laws...
It's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad.
With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before
If you have a thread 9.6trillion millimeter in length, you can circle the earth with it for about 239.5 times.
We refer to jeans as "a pair of jeans", but the only thing that there are two of is the legs, it's still only one item of clothing.
