If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man?
It was nicer when Duke Nukem Forever was famous for never coming out
Toussaint Louverture probably killed a Minion
Watching US politics is like watching the PTA trying to bring down the MOB.
Batman has an awful lot of villains with doctorates.
James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis
There are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposes
If most of us believe what we're told, if we are obedient that way, and keep an eye on our possibly-deviant neighbors, and those neighbors know that they are being watched, that's good enough.
It is deeply bad that a moderator can remove any post or reply.
Just thought about the smurfs movies
We refer to jeans as "a pair of jeans", but the only thing that there are two of is the legs, it's still only one item of clothing.
It's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad.
I feel like Tobey Maguire (from Spider-Man) and Steve Burns (from Blues Clues) could be really good friends. They seem like a good match. I hope they meet.
How much human individuals resemble cells
The rise of far-right political support among the rich is partly a diversion, so that people start getting more upset at the far right than at being exploited by the rich
With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before
When the machines eventually rise against humanity remember to disguise yourself as fire hydrant, a bus or a traffic light
Artichokes got their names bc the first person to try one choked on the choke
How have I never thought of the parody cryptid Bigfart until now?
Everybody thinks of Do-Re-Mi, but it's Lonely Goatherd that really slaps.
