If any GenZ want to know why I do uncool things even though you've attempted to educate me: it's because doing so makes you physically cringe like an ice cube down the spine and it's funny.

I assume that's all flying foxes, and not just one that ate a bad mango.

The only thing I use an LLM for is answering random questions I have throughout the day. "Why does my car windscreen freeze over when the air temperature doesn't get that low?" "How does a circumflex change pronunciation?" "What's a simple recipe for honey-mustard dressing?"

Knowledge = power = energy = mass, which is why time dilates while you're in a book shop. (Sorry to Terry Pratchett.)

In New Zealand we're currently waiting on the release of a report from a parliamentary commission on the state of the Jehovah's Witnesses following decades of abuse claims. We don't expect it to be light reading.

"You have been lied to" "This will change your life" "This one weird trick".

I'm a little bit over hyperbolic claims in blog post titles.

Every argument I ever hear against thinking about things in the cool space future boils down to "we couldn't do it this financial quarter so it'll never be possible at all".

WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT. 😣

Depends how fast the Death Star can traverse. It's built for attacking stationary targets.

Dude had a piece of good luck and now he's working it for all the serotonin it's worth.

That sounds like William Hope Hodgson. He was in an artillery company rather than an ambulance driver. He wrote The Night Land and The House on the Borderland, two of my favourite novels.

The way I read the story, Cthulhu himself is positively inclined towards humanity - it says right there in the text that when he awakes he'll teach us new ways to revel and kill. We'll be his newest servitor race.

Yes, but in the same book you learn that

'Forbidden' black holes? What wrote this headline?

If you're in a humid environment and you have a way, dry the air. It makes any other cooling thing you do more effective.

What are you warning us about? I'm not familiar with the site.

Does your cat rub against the towel, or scuff it with her back feet? If so, she's mingling her scent with yours as a territorial marker.

If you've checked the cat's fur thoroughly and found no other fleas, it's not a big deal. Check sleeping spots for eggs and use preventative treatments regularly and you should be fine.

Or that with the exception of corn, I eat all my vegitables raw only?

Even potatoes?

…also, I don’t like cheesecake.

Are you an alien? Welcome to Earth.