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  • A squid fried this rice

    An inkling girl frying rice with a wok

  • anyway, i started blastin'
  • Say, there exists 2 humans and 98 bacteria. Consider all cells of a human one life.

    50% of ALL life doesn't care which species the life is, and therefore there's a chance that 50 bacteria die. The probability of that happening is 98C50 / 100C50 = 98! 50! 50! / (100! 50! 48!) = (50)(49) / ((100)(99)) = 0.247

    For my previous argument, I did not actually do the math. Now that I have done a little bit, the probability seems to converge at 25%

    Obviously, this is based on the interpretation of "all life". For my interpretation, "all life" includes every life in a single set, and apply the 50% snap to that. For some others however, it may be interpreted as each species in their own set, and the 50% snap is applied on all those sets.

  • anyway, i started blastin'
  • If you include bacteria, then probably no human died from the snap. There are significantly more of them

  • On bugs...
  • some wish computer science was that simple

  • Rule
  • This is Mandarin. 屌 (diao3) is the character that means "fucking (adj)" here. It is a swear in most of China, except Taiwan, where it typically means "good (adj)".

    In Cantonese, we instead use the character ζ’š (pronounced like "lung" with an upward tone)

  • New emoji dictionary just dropped
  • πŸ†πŸ’¦ watering the plants

  • Designers cry quietly
  • What kind of sicko try to find their repos from the recent list on the main page??

  • Stack Overflow Website Traffic
  • SO has been taking a longer time to load for me. Does anyone have the same problem?

  • Hey, smoothbrain!
  • They were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism

  • Parents phone be like
  • I actually often have more unread notifications than my dad.

    Also it's not simply brightness. It's their refusal to ever use dark mode that confuses me.

  • MeIRL
  • How big is your "planet"

  • Scales that refuse to measure if the battery isn't brand new
  • I know this isn't helping but your scale is saying "ok lol"

  • Why Greek, Roman and Norse mythologies are overused, where others rarely get used?
  • cuz you live in the west ;) if you mean online, cuz it's made by the west

    as a Hongkonger, almost all mythological references I see are Chinese

  • Test Linux distros online - DistroSea
  • One step closer to the JS OS meme

  • Ditching Spotify and YT Music
  • Interesting. I didn't know the beta version exists. I'll try it out later. Thanks!

  • Ditching Spotify and YT Music
  • I did try it. It doesn't let me download the entire album though :<

  • How much storage do I need and what codec should I use for large video files?
  • I stream Splatoon 3 for 2 hours every day and I record higher quality VODs alongside. I keep a lot of the VODs in my storage.

    I record at 1080p 60fps 9000kbps with H265. 2 hours of that takes up 8.8GB, for simplicity we will say it's 9GB.

    The 9000kbps is enough for a bitrate-heavy game like Splatoon 3, so I'd say 12000kbps is enough for you.

    We can scale it up to your settings by (1440/1080)^2 * (165/60) * (12000/9000) = 6.52 (worst case, but H265 should reduce that a little bit). The scale factor mainly comes from the increased FPS and bitrate.

    I'm currently looking at storing a year of footage in a 4TB HDD (9GB*365=3.3TB), so as an estimation, you need 7 of those.

    There are better codecs though, such as AV1, but my GPU doesn't support AV1 hardware encoding and software encoding would cause too much lag, so I didn't use it.

  • Ditching Spotify and YT Music
  • Not sure if this fits your need, but if you just want to own the files, maybe try playing locally?

    I don't have an unlimited data plan, so I use "Gelli" which can download from Jellyfin and play them offline. However, it's buggy and haven't been updated in a while, so I'm planning on ditching that, and switch to locally storing the music files.

    I found an Android music player named "Symphony". It reads directories as album, as well as metadata. Importantly, it also saves the queue for me. I have a self-hosted Nextcloud so I can sync music to my phone. Symphony would read them from the directory.

  • I made a TUI soundboard in Rust! (cls)
    github.com GitHub - North-West-Wind/cls: Command-Line Soundboard

    Command-Line Soundboard. Contribute to North-West-Wind/cls development by creating an account on GitHub.

    GitHub - North-West-Wind/cls: Command-Line Soundboard

    This is my first ever Rust program.

    The motivation of this is to create a soundboard with global hotkey support on Wayland, because Soundux wouldn't add it :< That's why this soundboard is structurally very similar to Soundux.

    Here's a screenshot: !

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    Corsair HS55 Wireless Dolby 7.1 on Linux?

    I recently bought a Corsair HS55 Wireless Headset. They stated it supports Dolby 7.1, IF you use the iCue software, which doesn't work on Linux.

    Using pavucontrol, I can change the profile between Analog Stereo Output, Digital Stereo (IEC958) Output and Digital Surround 5.1 (IEC958/AC3) Output, but the Analog one is the only one that works. The other 2 just results in broken audio. There's not even a 7.1 option.

    I don't have high hope about this, and I expected it to not work when I bought it, but it would be nice if anyone has some ideas.

    3
    Are you happy with your username?

    I'm satisfied with mine and I use it everywhere. How about you?

    86
    "Fry" is an ambiguous word in English

    Here are 3 examples: Fried egg, fried rice, fried chicken

    All these "fry" are different. If you were to use the "fry" in fried rice to fry an egg, you'd get scrambled egg. Fried chicken is done by submerging it in oil, which you won't do with fried egg or fried rice.

    This post is made from the perspective of a Cantonese/Chinese speaker. We have different words for these different types of "fry" (η…Ž, η‚’, η‚Έ respectively)

    (Turns out I did post it in the wrong sub and I didn't realize, and now I feel very stupid. Photon UI has once again screwed me over. Got mad for no reason.)

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    Are there any open source keyboard with handwriting support?

    I'm a Hongkonger and often need to type in Chinese. While I can use input methods like Cangjie or Quick, I much prefer handwriting to keep in mind how to write the characters in a digital age.

    So far, I have only seen open source keyboards without handwriting support. Does any of them exist?

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    Pulseaudio sink name for default

    I have 2 physical output devices, say "speakers" and "headphones", and I frequently switch between them.

    I also have a script that creates 2 virtual sinks for voice call and game by loading module-combine-sink twice on "speakers" and "headphones".

    It works, but it's annoying that every time I want to switch device, I also need to mute the other one.

    Ideally, I want to use module-remap-sink instead, remapping the 2 virtual sinks to the default one. This is where I'm stuck. What do I put in for master?

    2
    You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this.

    Alt text: A planned driving route on Google Maps, crossing the Wan Chai district in 1 minute.

    33
    Pipewire freezes after initial login or screen blank

    For a few months now, Pipewire has been acting in weird ways. Before I upgraded to Plasma 6, after a screen blank (not suspend) no media can be played. For example, YouTube player is in the loading state for a long time, eventually playing without sound, VLC doesn't start for a few minutes.

    I have to restart the Pipewire Systemd service to fix it. This restart process takes much longer than usual (<1 seconds). Sometimes it takes up to 5 minutes.

    Now with Plasma 6, it also does the same after the initial login. I'm guessing this is because Plasma ignores some KWIN_X11_* env var?

    However, if I restart the Pipewire service prior to playing any media after login or screen blank, it takes <1 seconds and everything plays correctly.

    This seems to be the problem with the HDMI audio only, as switching to the USB headphones (before screen blanks) prevents this from happening.

    How should I start troubleshooting this? What other details should I provide?

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    I need a Fediverse slogan

    I'm working on a presentation about the Fediverse, and would like to end the presentation with a slogan. Any ideas?

    Edit: I probably should've specified more stuff. This is an informative presentation, not persuasive, and I don't plan to get into the enshittification. Ideally I don't want to include any corporations.

    Edit 2: My title is "The Future is Everywhere"

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    The universe runs on capitalism

    Matters are not evenly distributed.

    Edit: lol this is as controversial as I expected

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    Does wind power cause visual pollution in your opinion?

    I remember reading somewhere (probably my high school textbook) that one of the reasons people don't like wind power being built is they cause visual pollution.

    In my opinion, I think it would be pretty cool to just look out my window and see a giant windmill there, the opposite of visual pollution.

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    How do you pick your games?

    I had a moment to think about why I like certain games, and I have figured out some criteria for myself,

    1. Vibrant colours
    2. Simple/Cartoon-ish looks
    3. Mid/High level of complexity in mechanics

    That's why my current favourite game is Splatoon 3, followed by Minecraft, and the list consists mostly of Nintendo games.

    What's your criteria?

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    [News] Splatoon 1 is not dead!
    mas.to OatmealDome (@oatmealdome@mas.to)

    [Splatoon 1 / Mario Kart 8] Online services for these games will resume on Aug 3 at 1 am UTC. A software update will be required. Nintendo notes that online play may be permanently shut down in the future if it continues to be difficult to keep the services running. https://www.nintendo.co.jp/su...

    According to OatmealDome, online services will resume on Aug 3 at 1 am UTC.

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    [Fan Art] Woomy and Glub

    Context: https://firefish.social/notes/9hskfnobjha09jxk A Firefish user accidentally sparked this trend and it made its way across to Mastodon.

    You can grab the vector art here! SVG: https://gist.github.com/North-West-Wind/ddf82558e0687bf2faaf9834c09cb23f License: CC BY-NC 4.0

    My artworks are mostly synced up with my Mastodon account, but if you would like to follow me it's https://wetdry.world/@NorthWestWind

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    [Image] Undercover W

    I'm now an S+4 Undercover Brella player!

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    [Fan Art] Two Inklings - A Splatoon Nintendo Switch Theme Pack

    You can install this with NX Theme Installer on a modded switch! This is uploaded the Themezer: https://themezer.net/packs/Two-inklings-658

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    NorthWestWind NorthWestWind @lemmy.world

    I code stuff. I draw stuff.

    I'm a Hongkonger πŸ‡­πŸ‡° If you're a westerner coming here because you're arguing with me about something in HK/China/Asia, I forgive you for your misunderstandings.

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