Linux Rule

There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with "GNU" (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)
- KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.
  
  Kock and Kall Korture
  
  KDE is not an abbreviation, and not in the same way than XNA is not an abbreviation. Originally it was the Kool Desktop Environment which was quickly dropped not for the obvious KDE Desktop Environment but K Desktop Environment, which kinda makes sense given that KDE replaces 'c's with 'k' all over the place -- such as, to wit, its name as it's a reference to CDE. Nowadays it's plain KDE though.
  
  Make sure you've installed Flatseal from the DisKover Store
  
  KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...
- So it's GNU the whole way down?
  
  Always has been
  
  GNU Nominal Universalism
  
  That's old GNUs
- When they finish the words with G they can just add another layer of recursion and create BIG, an acronym for "BIG Is GNU". And from there go on like a word chain game

Being free from megacorps let's humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).
- Yeah it’s weird how computers are still so grounded in weirdo cultures but because everyone has to use them and they’re the foundation of modern society and economy these people often run into something they aren’t prepared to deal with whether it’s copy left and the open source movement or it’s terminology and naming with an irreverent flair.
  This is also how you wind up with me casually talking about linux and home servers with a bunch of anarchists as we fix up old bikes while I know engineers and tech chasers who are scared of such things.
  
  wait until part 2 of git class where they use the MASTER branch
  
  I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.
  
  Embarrassing for who?
  
  They were already assimilated at that point, changing their culture would be futile.
  But we must try anyway.
- It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.
  
  Really, huh, that's ... kinda nice to know? (In the 'world is the tiniest bit better than I knew' way)
  I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.
  \ It's basically an SCP thing.
  
  I did too, but I was a child and in retrospect I feel like that made me the target audience.
  Like I get that Microsoft has for a long time been trying to make tech and computers feel non threatening. And clippy feels like a reasonable attempt especially within the program it was created for Microsoft Bob which was something I can totally see a world in which it had been popular
  
  Just install vigor.
  
  I’m glad someone did.
- This is generated by AI.
  
  NAHHHH, and here i was thinking that "internet bot" just means a person spreading obvious propaganda on the internet.
  update: The rest of this guys comments are the exact same kind of garbage. although this one was admittedly kinda funny:
  
  Corporations are an outdated means of organizing industry. While they can innovate upon existing technology, invention and discovery are avoided, as the length and uncertainties in such undertaking can eat into shareholder returns. While there are exceptions, this selective pressure is seldom overcome. This competitive evolutionary model forces participant companies into a race to the bottom. Corners are cut, labor stiffed, and customers squeezed in order to draw greater and greater profits -- or else run the risk of loosing out to more ruthless competition.
  In the same way large firms were able to stabilize disruptions in the supply chain through vertical and horizontal integration (thus outliving smaller, regionally managed businesses), mixed economies stabilize the shocks and disruptions of large firms, with the added benefit of re-focusing the output of industry to common goals, rather than to enrichment of a narrow few.
  Overall, it is essential to see corporations as a phase in the conscious and unconscious evolution of human endeavor - a tool in the industrialized toolbox and not an end goal unto itself. It's also important to learn to write for yourself, or you'll be clowned on quite easily.
  
  Umm...is this a joke?
  
  corporate governance structures are anti-democratic by nature. framing corporate capture of innovation, economic opportunity, scientific research, and our most critical services as a positive thing is grotesque. nobody should own lifesaving research. nobody should own our houses, our hospitals, our livelihoods and our parks, corporations shouldn't be able to decide what causes are worthy, what challenges can be addressed. we should. the people who do the work, who make the products, who do the labor that serves others, not unaccountable boards of ultra-wealthy assholes who think they get to make our decisions for us, and are using that power to actively kill the fucking planet.
  if you wanna lick the boot, have fun with that corpo.
  
  Corporations can do all of those things while also operating as a non profit
  
  Ok chatGPT

- I hope this is AI generated and not something someone actually took time to draw.

Can confirm.
Source: am Linux diehard and sexual deviant

He forgot about the third category, silly Trans catgirl programmers :3
- Seems like a redundant category, I believe you can comfortably slot them into the other 2 categories
  
  There's admittedly some overlap
  
  I kinda fall into the DnD category but I'm Asexual

ffmpeg
- ffmpreg
  
  Don't look that up on LemmyNSFW.com
- 😳
  
  And Trojitá (the email client) was written by a Czech. It means “triple” in Czech, and Czech Republic is famous for porn.

This is why I use Krita
Which has nothing to do with nerdy sex perverts whatsoever
- I am afraid to open Krita in public because its mascot Kiki (the robot squirrel girl) is drawn dangerously close to upskirt in the splashscreen.
  
  GIMP's is just mushrooms, nothing objectionable.
  
  I've been there, at work no less
  
  it's giving vaporeon vibes too
  
  SEXO
- At least the name just means crayon.

GNU's not Unix tool kit image manipulation program. As long as you don't believe Unix actually is an acronym
- GNUTKIMP
  
  It's a recursive acronym so it could expand indefinitely into GNUNUNUNU...TKIMP, similarly to wineineineine... or Benoît Benoît ... B. ... Mandelbrot Mandelbrot. Like a ZIP bomb, never try to expand it fully.

The name was decided before the acronym, just unfortunate

Also works with packages having their name starting with OPEN or Libre
- Open paKage.

I don't know if this memory of mine is real, or just a (day)dreaming or my brain just fucks with me, or just too much acid, but I clearly remember lots of years ago I opened GIMP and the splash screen had this fox IN A FUCKING GIMP SUIT!
- Probably the very instant mum walks in, too.
  
  I guess she got used to the sight of drawn animals in gimp suit on my screen by that time

Engineers have always been pervs. As evidence, resistor color codes are remembered by:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
As taught in college. In my situation, our professor disappeared mid semester, as he was arrested for child porn, and was the biggest supplier of child porn in Colorado at the time...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics
  Pretty much everywhere has cracked down on that kind of thing for a while.
- Im almost afraid to ask, but could you explain how that helps remembering resistor colors?
  
  Black brown red orange yellow green blue violet gray white
  I have a passing familiarity with the colors and that just helped me list them out... now I feel gross

The open source game framework Löve (Love2D) has some incredible library names, here's a few select ones out of context:
Hump
Lövetoys
Löve Bone
Quickie
Goo
Pölygamy
Swingers
Adult Lib
Gspöt
Möan/Talkies
fLUIds
Yaoui
- Do these even make more sense with context?
  
  Most of them are a stretch but they do! Hump is for collision detection, Lovetoys is helper functions, I believe Love Bone is an animation system, etc.