Florida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police say
Florida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police say

Woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, Florida police say

So today I drove five hours to see the eclipse, had a tire blow out, didn't see the eclipse because of thick clouds, and got stuck in traffic for hours on the way back. (I'm still not home.) But at least I haven't been shot by maniac, yet.
Any updates? It's been 8 minutes, you're starting to worry me.
RIP ArbitraryValue. Do you guys remember how excited he was about the eclipse there at the end? It's all he could talk about. That's what I'll remember most.
You didn't shoot anyone either tho, did you?
It's been two hours. They for sure murdered someone.
Asking the important questions