"Don't say caviar sandwiches. Don't say caviar sandwiches." sweats profusely
Yeah... way to bury the lead. Why in the world would his team agree to put him on at the same time.
I kind of hate that this distinctly centre-right version of a labour party is going to consider themselves as given a mandate to fill their centre-right boots, despite the fact that they're only as powerful as they are because of how utterly toxic the Tory party have become. Largely from chasing the same ends that this labour government will likely continue to chase.
"Ahm gunna wup ya so bad even I can't heals ya!" he spake.
Didn't Jesus say "blessed are the market makers"?
The corpse disposal robot will be along soon, don't worry.
Did you remember to wish upon a star during install?
I hear some people are born with just a solid skull with no hinges, it makes me so uncomfortable.
Getting an actual guilty plea out of a company and not a settlement would be something of a big step legally. Which means they probably won't take it still.
Are we going to pretend that Wayne Enterprises isn't likely 1 of those 100?
Batman is Elon Musk but with a woefully short sighted social conscience, instead of none, and a bat complex.
The notifications in one of our systems is aligned with UTC because it needs to be for a whole bunch of background services to function. Periodically (every couple of years) someone raises a ticket to complain that the time of their notifications is an hour out, and the 2nd line support worker will think "well that's easy, I'll just change the server time to BST". This then brings this whole suite of applications to a crashing halt as everything fails.
Yeah, the small tat items and accessories, as I said.
A huge amount of products are just generic Chinese products that have a brand slapped on it. If you've ever bought a random small USB device (i.e USB hubs, etc) from a major brand like LogiTech and others, if you crack it open it is just the same device as cheap resellers with a branded coating. It's not worth it to many companies to bother manufacturing their own small tat so they just sub-contract out.
And sure, it likely works, but it's the exact same hardware with the same capabilities as a product a 10th of the price.
A British mob in my eyes would be the sort that forms after a football game and smashes shit up. There would be an alternative name for the fancier kind.
Politicians can legally be bribed after the fact now. Phew, what a relief.
I guess step two is to decide exactly how many hours a bribe needs to be given, before doing someone a favour, for it to just be considered a gift.
