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  • Tacquito can go about his business

  • Suspect in shooting death of UnitedHealthcare CEO fled New York City by bus, police say
  • Lol more convinced than ever they're following some Canadian/Vermont kid on a bus trip back north, just because he stopped a night in a NY hostel and wore the wrong type of jacket on his morning coffee run.

  • skull crushers
  • They're all at my house hell yeah 😎

  • Anon visits Alabama
  • ...tits

  • crule as a rulecumber
  • Zoloft just means I get more cardio

  • Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match?
  • The first one is a dark brown or green zip up with a built in hood, the second one is a green button up over a hoodie.

    They're barely similar. The NYPD has too much of nothing.

    It's like these:

  • Middle coat is my grandma's
  • My left

  • Banish her again
  • Ok I'm only going to say one nice thing about edge, the PDF editing functionality is on par with Adobe and it's free.

  • Moderators Across Social Media Struggle to Contain Celebrations of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Assassination
  • I was born into a poor family if genetic CEOs. We've lost our ancestral claims to the shareholders. We used to conduct layoffs from the Urals to the Black Sea. Not anymore.

    We were a proud people, passing down strong CEO genes.

  • Unholy meat obelisk
  • She tumbled on my meat surface until she extracted my salt-soluble protein binding agent.

  • Middle coat is my grandma's
  • Ok everyone trade one to the left

  • This is where I would feel something if I was not dead inside
  • Next you'll tell us that kids don't think logically about situations, particularly regarding the adults that they love.

  • WILD Jellyfish Gang
  • No, my point with "functionally" is that it can be killed.

    Biological immortality is a very specific concept indicating an absence of aging and the absence of an increase in expected mortality along with age.

    I just mean that something can still eat it. This is an easy concept to understand if you're not focused on correcting people needlessly.

  • WILD Jellyfish Gang
  • This is what I mean by functionally.

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  • There is a functional difference between being pedantic about the word "functionally" and supplying relevant information.

    My comment indicates that the animal can still die, your comment indicates it doesn't age.

    Do you see the meaningless distinction?

  • WILD Jellyfish Gang
  • No, I meant functionally. As in practically. For all intents and purposes. As in under normal conditions.

    It's like if I said "You meant 'searching for' and not 'looking for'", when looking indicates visual searching.

    In other words it's a meaningless distinction in the usage and I would look like a real dickhead pedant if I insisted you use another word.

  • US Space Force warns of “mind-boggling” build-up of Chinese capabilities
  • Hey it's my first thought on hearing that Boeing satellite "exploded for no reason".

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