10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours
26 0 ReplyAlong the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
7 0 ReplyThe final say
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An all you can eat buffet. If I eat real slowly, the meal never ends!
13 0 ReplyOr you could die chocked.... Die on your own way!
4 0 ReplyPower to the people!
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The Rich
12 0 ReplyYes! I want this printed on a t shirt.
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The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me
10 1 ReplyI'll be dead the next day, so I'd say just give the meal to some homeless person.
9 1 ReplyThis is wholesome! Good on you.
4 0 ReplyHe's on death row... So maybe he's not that wholesome.
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My victims
9 1 ReplyI love this answer hahaha
4 0 Replywhoa hol'up
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A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald's Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it's better to go than to stay.
8 0 ReplyAnd a non existent icecream because the machine is broken
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My accuser.
8 1 ReplyTomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.
7 0 ReplyThat sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.
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8 pc fried chicken (popeye's), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors
7 0 Replyiirc texas stopped giving prisoners lavish last meals after an inmate requested a dinner like this and then didn't eat any of it
7 0 ReplyI hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.
6 0 ReplyOh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end
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Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.
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A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side
6 0 ReplyMedium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.
6 0 ReplyPees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!
7 0 Replyhuehue pees
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Freedom. Check mate.
6 0 ReplyWorlds rarest truffle then tunnel my way out - Dale Dribble, King of the Hill
5 0 ReplyArsenic.
6 1 ReplyUpwards of 1000mg thc in edibles. Unless I'm on death row in the deep south, they probably can't get gumbo good enough for my last meal >_>
4 0 ReplyIt’s cliche but a nice lobster with garlic butter, so good
4 0 ReplyYour fav is your fav even it's cliche. I've never actually tried lobster I get too in the head about it but I've heard it's glorious.
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I'd he too anxious to eat, so I'd probably go a nice fruit smoothie and some gin.
4 0 ReplyEverlasting gobstopper
4 0 ReplyThe Off Menu podcast takes guests through their dream meals, which a lot of guests take to me mean their final meals.
I'd take a very simple but well made cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries.
4 0 ReplyYum, especially if it's a smashed patty. It's a go to for me when I've had a few.
Edit: spelling
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Pineapple on pizza.
4 0 ReplyYour sentence was justified
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The first thing that came to mind is lasagna.
3 0 ReplyCan't eat when anxious so nothing. Unless I thought I could manage to puke it all up on the executioner.
3 0 ReplyDosnt matter, probably I will not eat at all.
3 0 ReplyThe jury. Then an overdose of a narcotic.
3 0 ReplyThe execution tool
3 0 ReplyMyself, I would have a Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, fried rice, hokkien noodles, honey pepper beef and a chocolate eclair for dessert.
3 0 ReplyA bottle of bourbon and a tin of breath mints
3 0 ReplyI'd have to go with the 21 year old scotch I had at my bachelor party.
I'll never forgive one of my groomsmen for adding sprite to it after taking a sip.
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A real Jewish-style everything bagel, chive cream cheese, lox, more lox, tomato, sweet raw onion, cucumber, open- faced. Don't have to worry about your breath if it's your last meal!
3 0 ReplyThe Oklahoma State Meal. It is intense.
3 0 ReplyYayuh boomer sooner
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pulls out uno reverse card what's you're last meal huh
3 0 ReplyA Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, honey pepper beef, fried rice and hokkien noodles. Chocolate eclair for dessert.
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Sushi platter flown to me on dry ice from Tokyo.
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