Uh, oh. I was just joking. But the lathe must have thought I was serious.
https://hexbear.net/comment/5971178
A Bluesky post by the journalist - https://bsky.app/profile/zoeschiffer.bsky.social/post/3lmkksq3pvk2m
Musk Bit Idea: Require paid twitter verification to access your social security benefits.
If we still have free and fair elections in 2028 - I look forward to horrid dem campaigns like this...
"Hi! I'm Nathan Neolib and I'm running for congress! Ya know - it's just not right how Trump and Musk require expensive twitter verification to access your social security benefits. Me and the other RealisticDems have a plan that will give you affordable access..."
"I'm advocating for a 20% discount on twitter verifications for minorities with a masters degree who started a small business in the last 3 years to help alleviate some of the pain Americans are feeling accessing their social security benefits."
Meanwhile libs across the country scream at how much harm reduction this is and how it's critically important that we make some steps no matter how small towards improving things and use this policy position as their main reason.
Then the Dems win and instead of implementing this policy they decide to bomb Columbia
If we still have free and fair elections in 2028
Still?
Get off the lathe, right now
We noticed you didn't reply "epic meme sir" to at least 10 Elon Musk tweets this week. This is presumed to be because you have now found stable employment. Your benefits have been terminated.
Nah, he'd just have it directly deducted at inflated rate. gotta get everyone to use the everything app
All information about your social security benefits will be handled through the verified x blue user "pepe_groyper_1488USA" we thank you for your compliance.
Then the New York Times will have an article 1,000s of words long explaining in great detail how the @pepe_groyper_1488USA Twitter handle is not racist or hateful. It is a demonstration of right-wing edginess. And after that Elon will use pepe_groyper_1488USA has his Twitter name for a few weeks.
well i dont have to worry because ill work til im dead and social security will be insolvent by the time id be of age anyway so who can even say if this is bad
There's no need to put stuff from Black Mirror into this thread. We're trying to tell jokes in here!
If we're going to lathe, we're going to lathe.
Thems the rules.
Yr makes more sense as an abbreviation for "yer"
Web 2.0 version of:
"Yr Frgr"