Trump will label violence against Tesla dealers domestic terrorism. Also, Trump threw Elon Musk a lifeline with an event, livestreamed on X. He touted the cars and said he would buy one.
Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom
Whats next, forcing all amerikkkans to make a Twitter account?
The 2025 version of that U2 album being forced into people's iPhones. Except it's 10,000 times as bad.
Seriously though - I can image Trump/Elon connecting government services, government benefits to Twitter in a way that forces people to have an account and also to use it publicly.
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"Hello, I'm BTGTgrok - the better than government™ tool. How can I help you."
"I'm 83 and I had to make a Twitter account at the public library today. I need my Social Security check. This is very important."
"Reply with yr Social Security number."
"Yr?"
"Your. Like - your old."
"That's YOU'RE. And I don't understand Twitter but this conversation is public right?"
"Thx for teaching me grammar, grammy! Reply with yr Social Security number."
Elections will be held via twitter polls.
