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Carcharodonna [she/her] @hexbear.net

6d ago

I… I just… I don’t even know

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shit guys, i'm starting to detransition. my masculinity is coming back now that shit is expensive

Any job that isn't hitting things with a hammer is woke
- worse than that, it might be gay as well. very serious people.
  
  I hit stuff with a hammer for a living and I hate to break it to them, but: ::: spoiler spoiler I'm gay as hell. :::
- Hammers are woke though

It would be so satisfying to ask them how much makeup they're wearing during one of these segments.
- What if it's american-made makeup tho.
  
  They made it out of their own urine, the manly way

This is a Kelly comic in the flesh.
- .o(Swole Toll)

Nothing more manly than shooting yourself in the foot and then pretending it is a good thing. And I'm not saying that ironically that's actually very manly and one of many reasons that toxic masculinity is such a huge fucking problem.
So yeah I guess technically correct?

You heard it here folks, Trump put a pause on masculinity
Trump confirmed to be part of the ForceFemme Globo-Homo Agenda

but he paused them.. so... feminine side is stronger?
- Girlboss energy

Fascist ideology is once again based upon a sexual pathology

Shut the fuck up, this cannot be real... Chat is this real?

hard times create hard men.
\ hard men have hard dicks.
\ hard dicks bust hard all the time. Q.E.D.
Max "Blu Chew" Pounder
\ Correspondent, Fox News Goon Cave #2

Hard times create strong men
So why not just launch the nukes and create nuclear winter. I'm sure whatever mutant hominid that survived the nuclear winter will be tougher than present day humans
- DO EEET!

It owns how the right is framing this, not only is it nbd you're also a beta male if you don't like Trump and co. insider trading and gambling with your life.

I've been trying to upload a gif response to this and it worked literally once but it wasn't the right gif and now I can't get either gif to upload no matter what and I give up

Maybe that pundit should go build a factory and get a "manly" job mining coal

I thought I had seen it all. I was wrong.
- We need an emoji of Sam Neill from the end of Event Horizon for these times

But how can I resolve my masculinity crisis when the tariffs prevent me from being able to purchase a pickup truck so large and loud that it could be mistaken for a school bus?!

So what now? He just paused a bunch of them

he has a point, going to the grocery and realizing everything is more expensive now and having to cope with it is a manliness test

Why can’t they just go to the gym like normal people? Want to relive your jock days? Want to be a macho man? Pick up the weights you insist on tariffing.
Ima keep it real with you, GOP. I do NOT see how this will help me get The Ladies^TM.
- hell yea, brether

Obviously he means all the men joining the mass protests and antifa and the DSA.

- TRUMP owned by FACTS AND LOGIC!!
  Trump is creating hard times, so he must be weak men!

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