What would you put in the bowl?

Whoppers are 95% great. It's that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.

How about circus peanuts?

The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.

The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.

Bouillon Cubes

Stock cubes

I leik whoppers

WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER

This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers

thumb drives full of maoist literature

Salty licorice

Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

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What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

Lifesavers because they are some sick Os

Lol, you're something else, candy corn?? That stuff is vile.

The worst I can say about dots is they're just sugar, albeit glued to paper.

Will you come organize my candy bowl this year? 😆

Toxic Waste

Whoppers are great! I don't understand the hate.

White chocolate Reese's peanut butter cups.

Whoppers never make it to the bowl on my house. They're too good.

Candy

Necco wafers.

Black licorice

Just Almond Joys and Mounds.

How about those stale tar-like hard candies.

Peets marshmallows from easter

This is correct

Piping hot chili with ladle

What are whoppers?

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Mounds/Almond Joy. Yuck. Always threw those out as a kid (well OK probably gave them to my mother).

Liquorice

Professionally wrapped chocolate covered brussel sprouts.

Good & Plenty and Mike and Ikes.

M&M's, Reese's, skittles

All in the same bowl

Rock candy.

Lavender candy

Cherry Lips

Bit O’ Honey

Butterfingers

Necco

Skittles, except it's 100% green apple skittles and no other flavors.

I love how they reverted green back to lime in the regular bag. They knew they blew it. You gotta know some higher up loved green apple and wanted it in every skittles bag. Fuck that person. You have terrible taste.

I'm glad to be able to purchase skittles again after a decade+ boycott

Those licorice flavored taffy candies that are in a black and orange wrapper.

They are fucking gross as is most anise flavored things but their stickiness makes them worse than other things.