Trump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald's
Trump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald's
I need all elections from now on to be decided by a fry cook-off like SpongeBob vs King Neptune
You know the franchise owner was all "he can work the fryer, but keep him away from the cash registers."
3 0 ReplyBack when I was working at McDonald’s I had a dream where we ended up hiring him for some reason. This was shortly after the 2016 win.
5 0 ReplySurvives three assassination attempts, instantly dies from working a single minimum wage shift
45 0 ReplyBold to assume he’ll be there longer than it takes to get a couple of pictures.
Still, comrade grease fire take my energy
31 0 ReplyThe McDonald's manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.
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Presidency of the USA is now decided by who gets the high score in a competitive Burger Time marathon.
15 0 ReplyAutism be damned my boy can work a fry cooker
8 0 ReplyPresident Trump the fry cooker is too hot, quick, drop some ice in!
47 0 Reply"Excellent work, 47. Now get out of there."
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Former Trump
18 0 Replyoh wow hes gonna drop a basket and wait for the little green light
now if he could change the oil, that would actually be impressive
28 0 ReplyI'll be impressed if he resists the urge to stick his hand in the oil to get a really fresh fry
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Someone get him the 10 lb bag of ice
39 0 Reply52 0 ReplyI have felt this working in every kitchen I've vmever worked at least 35 timed each
27 0 ReplyI have a coworker who's a little neurodivergent and had someone tell her doing this is a good way to clean out a deep fryer, without picking up on their sarcasm. Luckily they stopped her before she actually tried.
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I hope someone yells at him for fucking up borger
24 0 ReplyBy working a deep fryer?
15 0 ReplyHe will do a really shitty job on the deep fryer so they'll ask him to help with Borger assembly and fuck that up
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Behind!
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From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadow shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king
13 0 ReplyI keep insisting to my brain that this is real but so far I just can't believe it
12 0 ReplyBIG if true
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