Trump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald's
Trump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald's
I need all elections from now on to be decided by a fry cook-off like SpongeBob vs King Neptune
Survives three assassination attempts, instantly dies from working a single minimum wage shiftPresident Trump the fry cooker is too hot, quick, drop some ice in!
"Excellent work, 47. Now get out of there."
https://x.com/KristenhCNN/status/1846302835719471125
Someone get him the 10 lb bag of ice
I have a coworker who's a little neurodivergent and had someone tell her doing this is a good way to clean out a deep fryer, without picking up on their sarcasm. Luckily they stopped her before she actually tried.
I have felt this working in every kitchen I've vmever worked at least 35 timed each
oh wow hes gonna drop a basket and wait for the little green light
now if he could change the oil, that would actually be impressive
I'll be impressed if he resists the urge to stick his hand in the oil to get a really fresh fry
I hope someone yells at him for fucking up borger
By working a deep fryer?
He will do a really shitty job on the deep fryer so they'll ask him to help with Borger assembly and fuck that up
Former Trump
Behind!
Presidency of the USA is now decided by who gets the high score in a competitive Burger Time marathon.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadow shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king
BIG if true
I keep insisting to my brain that this is real but so far I just can't believe it
Autism be damned my boy can work a fry cooker
You know the franchise owner was all "he can work the fryer, but keep him away from the cash registers."
Back when I was working at McDonald’s I had a dream where we ended up hiring him for some reason. This was shortly after the 2016 win.
