also part of their natural reproductive cycle, right?
bro look at my capitalist attack dogs, they don't even know what commerce is anymore 
how will they maintain my beautiful fourth reich without even a basic understanding of material reality 
Libuary 6th gets hijacked by Azovites, turns into Euromaidan 2.0, the Dems declares Zelensky President of the Ukrainian-American Commonwealth, Trump goes into exile in Donbas and becomes a hardcore Duginist, hires Haz as his grand vizier.
They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.
The A stands for 
Israeli Tom Cruise rappelling down from the ceiling of the Cum Vault to retrieve the American sperm before it's discovered and potentially corrupting the sacred gene pool.
"The Man in the High Castle" but instead of finding a book, he finds a phone with access to alternate universe twitter where the US was defeated by the USSR in 1930 and he just malds for 500 pages about having to live in dog-water US-hegemony world 
this is actually happening, but QTHESTORMM is just living in a much more interesting parallel universe, kinda jealous tbh
"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"
and she won't even jerk us off properly 
Finno-Korean Hyperwar heads finally vindicated
I think millions of people were killed by Covid precisely because western societies are already supremely tolerant to genocide.
the CIA hit him with the slippery floor gun (it's just a bucket) 
The North Korean Army doesn't have trucks or trains, so they have to march across Russia on foot
finally the last person on earth, Netanyahu breathes a sigh of relief - now he can relax. He feels the barrel of a gun press into his back. Bibi turns around - it's a second Bibi 
The smol bean heckin democracy puppers need autonomous death robots to protect themselves from scary authoritarians 🥰 Also, bad wars is unacceptable, you need to !vote to make sure we get good wars!
On one hand, unimaginable destruction of human life, on the other, lower taxes. I'm torn 🤔
