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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net RNAi [he/him] @hexbear.net 1 wk. ago

Peanuts are genius and here's why:

Pros:

Delicious
Cheap
Kill anglos and fr*nchs
Funny name
The flower does a weird thing

Cons:

Fucks up the soil big time
Has micotoxins (tho check point 3 on pros)
Jimmy Carter
False advertisement: It's not made of pee despite its name

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False advertisement: It's not made of pee despite its name

Doubly so as it's not a nut. So two strikes on that count.
Though on the other hand, technically it's a legume
- a peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut
  
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what you do mean they're not made of pee? you don't pee on your nuts?
- I poop on mine
How do they fuck up the soil? Or do you mean soul?
- Peanut farming it's very aggressive on the soil
  
  I would have thought as legumes they produce green manure that helps the soil? Is this incorrect?
  
  As a big peanut enjoyer:
Excuse me? I am french and peanuts don't kill me. In fact I devour them, so really it is me who kills them!
Counter point, they have in the past tried to kill me, and perhaps one day they will succeed. I mean I still don't know what they taste like.
pee on deez nuts amirite

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