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9mo ago

Anon breaks up

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The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
- I don't think we became stupider, I think on average we even became smarter.
  The thing is, stupid people have less inhibitions from sharing the stupid things they've been thinking and doing, and thanks to the internet they can share all of them with everyone!
  
  All it takes to change people's views is one person who knows how to talk.
- So did they fix or no?
  
  Yes - and no.
- Best they could do was more hairy erections.
- Tell me more about this conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
- Idiocracy?
  
  Indeed

Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.
- No they weren't since all greentexts are fake and also gay.
  
  2 dicks are better than 1! 🤠

Dodged a bullet. Anyone that stupid you should avoid

Rise up all growers not showers!
- The first time I saw this label was on Reddit. I didn't know what it meant at the time, though it should have been obvious.
  I managed to interpret it as a competition between a gardener and one who bathes. I figured it out within a few minutes, but that's still an embarrassingly long time.
- Rise up all growers
  It just takes us a bit longer.
- I am a lady, older and experienced, and growers are fucking magical. Really can't imagine caring that much, but if I have a preference it runs in the opposite direction. And it seems more practical for life.

Someone might need to explain the idea of "growers" and "showers".
- Much more likely that the guy had some trait that she didn't like that was much more hurtful and/or she knew the guy would not react to being told about the trait well. Better to just confuse the guy with some arbitrary insult and cut the relationship off.
  That or she was cheating
  Most likely this is fake.
  
  And gay
  
  Or this dude is into some version of small penis humiliation and made it up to get off on (most likely given the source)
- Growers are the best. Ya put this cute lil nubbin in yer mouth for a minute and MAGICALLY A MASSIVE MEAT ROD comes out.
  
  Black Magic Fuckery indeed!
- Some men's penises are always the same length whether flaccid or erect. They are showers (show-ers not showe-ers)
  Some men's penises are very small while flaccid and extend to full length and thickness when stimulated (growers)
  
  latter day erectionists.

So I do see how there could be a preference for a 'shower' because a big, well-formed dick is aesthetically pleasing even when soft.
Not that I can imagine any real person would be so hung up on this one detail for that to be a real deal-breaker in a relationship.
- Greeks come to disagree :D
- The aesthetic of a penis is way more dependent on shape than on how big it is when soft imo

Untrue: Has girlfriend Homosexual: This entire post is about dick

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