A wild weekend
A wild weekend
(just an alternative to the N64 post from yesterday)
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That's a 700 ml bottle of 89.9% alcohol. Alcohol is 9 cal/gram (similar energy density to fat) and around 0.78 g/ml making the right close to triple the fried food and beer in calories (~4400)
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At first I thought "yeah but you're not polishing that off in a weekend" but that's basically the equivalent of 2 fifths of booze which isn't really a ton for a alcoholic or a hard partying college kid
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As a former hard partying college kid, a fifth per day is indeed a lot
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2 fifths of liquor is absolutely ludicrous except for the absolute hardest of alcoholics.
Not to mention that while the alcohol might be equivalent, the more concentrated alcohol gets the harder it works on your body. You'll have a much worse night/morning if you drank 6 shots of whiskey instead of 6 beers.
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A bottle of absinthe is not 300 calories. That's like three shots...
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I'm afraid the dietician was pretty deep into the bottle when they did the math.
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Absinthe is ~82 calories per fluid ounce and a 70CL bottle is 23 fluid ounces so an entire 70CL bottle is about 1900 calories.
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Maybe they expect to throw it all up. Because of Skyrim's bugs.
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You also need more than one beer and a plate of curds for a weekend
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console skyrim? Come on.
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if its the 360 version with kinect then there is nothing wrong
because with kinect, you can shout any shout and it will work. and a bunch of other voice commands in game too
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Why not combine them for a stellar 1795 calorie good time?
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Can't argue with that logic. How many anime mods do we run?
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The drinking is for when you have to make the mods work together without the game dying a slow horrible death, followed by a rather quick also horrible death
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My thoughts was a shot for every CTD and hope you survive.
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Bong hits and Rogue likes
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Fat blunts and FTL?
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I'm more of a TOTK and Glenlivet kinda guy.
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BG3 scotch and soda?
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What about mouthwash?
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RIP Trevor Moore
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Drinks absinthe
Spends the rest of the night picking flowers without ever starting a quest
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Cocaine and porn. Zero calories and quite a workout.
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What's your favorite way to eat Skyrim?
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One byte at a time
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And here I thought I had a clever mix of Skyrim + a bottle of red for 625 calories, but damn. Those are some rookie numbers! 😱🙇🏽♂️
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Compelling argument.
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Absinthe, Skyrim and Facebook.
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There's not enough absinthe in the world that'll make me enjoy that glorified tech demo.
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Man, I rarely see hate for Skyrim.
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Does the latest iteration of Skyrim still require a community patch? 😅
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Because most people who say they love Skyrim don't play Skyrim.
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