He's too old to be president. Sleepy Don.

I love it! Using their own tactics against them. It’s about time.

Not just using their own tactics, but using them better. It's been so great watching the trolls flail around trying to find something to counter it and coming up with some of the lamest shit.
- B-b-but...but... She laughs!
  And.... Um.... She laughs!
  Basically unhinged.
No, I think it's, maybe, a little bit different. So, I've known him a long time indirectly, not directly very much, and he was always of white heritage, and he was only promoting white heritage, I didn't know he was orange, until a number of years ago when he happened to turn orange, and now he wants to be known as orange. So, I don't know, is he white or is he orange - but, you know what, I respect either one
- You made me visualise annoying orange but with trumps face

The dems desperately needed someone that can actually travel, campaign, and get registrations up.

This is a MAJOR shift from Biden’s occasional events with a room of folding chairs, and a big difference from Trump’s weird, infrequent, angry ramble-thons. These rallies actually seem like a cool hang.

100%! I remain confident that Biden can perform the duties of President throughout the rest of this term. I also remain confident he could have performed the duties of President for a second term. Sadly it was campaigning for President WHILE being President I thought he struggled with.
I don't blame him, that's a tough job, that's an insanely difficult two jobs.
I've been really happy with what I've seen from Harris over the past few weeks. I'm excited to see her out there every day, every week, spreading her platform, her message and our future.
- I also remain confident he could have performed the duties of President for a second term.
  Unfortunately the duties of the president also include coherently addressing the people.
Honestly I was really against Biden dropping out before he did. I've never been so happy to be wrong.
- I was just convinced he was too stubborn to do it. I'm also really glad I was wrong.
Haha "ramble-thon" is a brilliant description of what he does

Dementia Don the weirdo racist rapist with 34 felonies that can't complete a coherent sentence. He's just too old. He needs to drop it. It's just embarrassing.

It's just embarrassing.
That’s exactly why I DON’T want him to drop it. I want his complete and total humiliation to be public.
- To the pain!
- Like he would anyway

Don looking like a Walmart cryptid

I didn't know the word cryptid and looked to the root word "crypt", then at the picture of Trump for context clues. I deduced it must mean something like someone half-dead, foot-in-the grave, etc.
But I mused that the root could be cryptic, too 🤔
So I looked it up:
Any creature that may or may not exist. Sightings of various cryptids have been reported, but their reality has not been proved.
Thanks for a new word! Also, Sasquatch exists!!
- Also cryptozoology: the study of cryptids (pseudo of course).
- Hah you could just have Google cryptids to start ;) But looks like you found your way! Yes, basically modern day mythological creatures
- Crypt is etymologically where dead bodies are hidden when it comes to how we got it from Greek. Necroid or thanatoid would be nice English descriptions of him too though.

DonOLD Trump. I saw it once on here a few weeks ago and I can't not think of it every time.

Ohh this is a good one, just purposefully spelling it this way. Make it like Donald Drumpf, meet Donold Trump.
- Donold Slump

Those golf balls don't hit themselves

Also in a republican stronghold so he can get that Feely good echo chamber going.

In a state with barely more than a million people in the whole of it
The only reason why I can see he's going to Montana is to stump against Senator Tester, one of the few Dems in a red state.

When I see american date format my mind breaks

I always enter dates as ISO 8601 on paper forms.
- I just shout dates. Today is ! You might not see it but holy shit did my neighbors hear it.

Montana is actually in play?

Well... never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake, I guess

Playing to the insurrectionists. He needs that base when he loses.
- if he loses. The only poll that matters is on election day.
- Until he fails for the last time and his rabid cult tears him apart figuratively and possibly literally if some of them get a chance apparently
Senator Tester (a dem in a red state) is up for re-election. Thats the only reason i can see.

I mean he is VERY old after all

How old is he?
- VERY old
- As old as the dirt he sleeps in

god why does he look so decrepit?

I'm not crazy right? He seems like he's aged more than 4 years in the last 4 years
- Being president will do that to you. Also, it's a really unflattering picture.
That's a really unflattering pic that's often used for this type of thing. If it was anyone else it would almost be unfair to use it so often LOL

lumpy dumpy might be taking most the week off, but kamala has a stalker, jd vance. the guy you wouldn't leave alone with upholstered furniture is copying the vice president's upcoming itinerary.

Heh.. so their plan to appear normal is to send couchfucker out on a stalking spree?
JD Vance should totally meet up with that My Pillow guy from team Trump for some fresh pickins.

I don't think he wants to win anymore, like the last time it's just a con to make money. He never cared or showed any interest in the job, even when he had it. Don the Con

No I think he wants to win, he just thinks he shouldn't have to work for it because everyone should just see how great he (thinks he) is. And if he can scam a few bucks off the top and get the donors to pay his legal bills for him all the better.
But he very well might go to jail if he's not the president, and he may well get all the charges dropped if he wins. Gotta think he wants to win.
- he just thinks he shouldn’t have to work for it
  Pretty bog-standard conservative plutocrat mentality. When you've spent your whole life reaching out a hand and finding everything you want in it - money, authority, pussy - why would you ever think you'd need to exert yourself.
  But he very well might go to jail if he’s not the president
  The SCOTUS has functionally ruled that out and the Dems are going to be more than willing to drop all the charges and forget Trump ever happened, assuming the GOP gets washed in the general.
  Dems are loathe to appear threatening to the wealthy class, and letting Trump off will signal its time to get back to business as usual.

Low energy! Sad!

The dementia means he needs time in a familiar safe space so he doesn't lash out.

Golf doesnt play itself

I'm sure we have the technology to fix that issue.
He is a legitimately good golfer and would absolutely beat the pants off Biden in a golf competition.
That sounds like a compliment until you realize the way you get that good at golf is by prioritizing it over your other work, including being President.
- He is a legitimately good golfer
  Incorrect. Take it from a very good source on this subject:
  To say “Donald Trump cheats” is like saying “Michael Phelps swims.” He cheats at the highest level. He cheats when people are watching, and he cheats when they aren’t. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because that’s how he plays golf, that’s how he learned it, that’s how he needs it, and whether you’re his pharmacist or Tiger Woods, if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to cheat.
  https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/
- Legitimately good by what authority?
  Anecdotally he cant stop cheating and then boasting with his imaginary score to the point its just awkward not to ignore it.

i would say that sack of shit should be flushed down the toilet, but he would contaminate all the sewage

That's after he clogged it
- Fatbergs are not good for the system at all.

SLEEPY DON

E.D. is a health problem that effects many American..oh. My bad, different douche, I mean dick, ah fuck it.. at his age... Not going to happen, just wish he had been a cat lady.
- He is a scaredy cat though

Every time he does a rally the press get a collage of weird sound bites as he goes off the rails. No wonder they keep appearances to a minimum

The reason why he thinks he is innocent is that he slept through the entire trial

Well thats a weird campaign schedule donny.

It kinda is, actually. I'm from Montana, and he's a lock, though we may be going blue with our governor, so maybe that's more what it's for? Seems like a pretty big waste of energy for 3 electoral votes.
- He needs at least a couple stops to campaign against Tester, too.

Haven't been loving the "courting the right" part of her launched campaign, but this works for me. Hitting back on Trump's age should go well after they had their field day with Biden's.

Frankly I think more it's a sign of either hubris or hopelessness on his part, but he is old as tits.

Golfing?

Big wheels keep on turnin

Low Energy

Wait until he discovers cocaine !

Pennsylvania to Michigan seems okay on the map I guess. But she was in Philly today (unless I misheard?) Then Michigan and Wisconsin... then North Carolina? Like east coast then north east then slightly wester then back to east coast before going all the way west?

Don't get me wrong private flights so who cares and I don't see any straight line thro those places but dam.

I agree that schedule looks pretty random. Somebody in the campaign management is just throwing darts at a map.
- There is more to schedule when doing large rallies than just the flights, Even just getting venues lined up on what is probably a short notice compared to most events those venues host. It's probably easier to spend a little extra money and time on flights than try to coordinate all your venues and flights to minimize travel distance.

Trump is a scaredy cat man child.

So cool if she gets a ~~Rivia~~ Rivian (or other eVehicle) van for that travel (save on gas)

boohet: Thanks for the name correction!

According to FuckCars, she should be riding a tandem bike because Rivian's use African slave labor to mine the minerals used in the batteries.
You're thinking Rivian - Rivia is where Geralt claims to be from, but isn't.
Unfortunately, at this point, I think she needs to travel in the presidential Beast if she's travelling on roads. A Rivian would be way cooler though
- I'm saying, It'd be great marketing for the manufacturer & the campaign to make an American e-vehicle into the new presidential beast

This is not a meme this is literally propaganda being reposted here

Not really propaganda either it's just a picture of campaign event dates
- It's coming from their pr team this 100% enter the definition of propaganda
There are memes here that are'nt propganda, or you just noticed?
It's propaganda. It's also a meme.

I'm probably gonna vote for her, but this is dunk-brained.

You don't have to tell us who you're voting for. You also don't have to make it your username. It's just good to see you paying attention :)