Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can't sink in.
39 0 ReplyAlso molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can’t sink in
Oh but you don't know how dense that guy is.
35 0 ReplyAnd if you were to pour molten tungsten into it, the magma would freeze the tungsten.
10 0 ReplyFake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!
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It looks the same from afar.
2 0 ReplyFoot bath
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Me: This is why you're here, you realize.
You forgot the comma, and Americans spell words better than that UK slop.Devil: If you weren't dead, I'd kill you. How'd you even know my grammar? This is a verbal conversation.
27 3 ReplyDevil: "Yes, well, you forgot the comma after 'actually' and 'underground.' Bloody Yank!"
8 0 ReplyI think you mean "before" the so. ;-)
4 0 ReplyRandom demon: Both of you fucked up the ending punctuation of the sentence. It should end with a question mark.
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Devil: "This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don't apply."
Later -
Demon: "Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?"
Devil: "No, that guy just pisses me off."
19 0 ReplyWhere do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly, they go to a lake of fire and fry
9 1 ReplyWon't see 'em again til the fourth of July
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Incorporeal soul and physical violence don't match.
4 1 ReplyMe: This is why you're here, you realize?
Devil: ...
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