Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell
I'm just surprised it's such a short list. I expect it'll be much longer by the summer.
Demi Moore was pretty good in The Substance. Have you guys seen that movie yet?
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Signal Group chat?
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Signal Group chat?
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
Signal Updates Terms of Service to Forbid Users From Using Platform to Plan Deadly Airstrikes Using the World’s Biggest Military
Democrats Will Continue Relentlessly Doing Nothing if You Just Pitch in $5
We're about 2 weeks away from Trump releasing an executive order declaring that Greenland, not Iceland, were actually the bad guys in Mighty Ducks 2.
RIP to the king of countertop kitchen appliances. Looks like I'll be having a reduced fat burger tonight in his honor!
The F47 will be the most advanced, capable, and lethal aircraft ever built.
O rly?
Boeing, a US aerospace giant, has been awarded a lucrative contract to build the Next Generation Air Dominance fighter
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
Texas measles outbreak expected to last for months, though vaccinations are up from last year
Epi and Tongoa: How two cultures diverged after an island-splitting volcanic eruption
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The greatest movie of all time.
Never underestimate the amount of cognitive dissonance to be found in the average Trump supporter's views. These are remarkably dumb people.
Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling
Wow that writing is a spot on Rod Serling impression.
Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
Or to put it more accurately:
"Schumer postpones book tour because nobody's going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands."
Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio says "we're going to keep doing it" after arrest of Columbia activist
"Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.”
They’re crowdfunded through gofundme.
These were made by a group called Everyone Hates Elon. There’s also a second group called Overthrow Elon that create similar billboards.
You’ll get better.
Democratic Congressman Travels Back in Time to Hold Up Tiny Sign Near Baby Hitler
Well, I can't say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.
This is literally the plot of Michael Moore's comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it'd be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.
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