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The Onion @midwest.social

Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell

  • I'm just surprised it's such a short list. I expect it'll be much longer by the summer.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    'vegetative electron microscopy'

  • Demi Moore was pretty good in The Substance. Have you guys seen that movie yet?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Signal Group chat?

    simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Signal Group chat?

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Signal Updates Terms of Service to Forbid Users From Using Platform to Plan Deadly Airstrikes Using the World’s Biggest Military

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Incels furious at TV show for accurately depicting incel culture

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    Democrats Will Continue Relentlessly Doing Nothing if You Just Pitch in $5

  • We're about 2 weeks away from Trump releasing an executive order declaring that Greenland, not Iceland, were actually the bad guys in Mighty Ducks 2.

  • RIP to the king of countertop kitchen appliances. Looks like I'll be having a reduced fat burger tonight in his honor!

  • The F47 will be the most advanced, capable, and lethal aircraft ever built.

    O rly?

    Boeing, a US aerospace giant, has been awarded a lucrative contract to build the Next Generation Air Dominance fighter

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

    News @lemmy.world

    Texas measles outbreak expected to last for months, though vaccinations are up from last year

    Archaeology @mander.xyz

    Epi and Tongoa: How two cultures diverged after an island-splitting volcanic eruption

  • The greatest movie of all time.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Department of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”

  • Never underestimate the amount of cognitive dissonance to be found in the average Trump supporter's views. These are remarkably dumb people.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling

  • Wow that writing is a spot on Rod Serling impression.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’

  • Or to put it more accurately:

    "Schumer postpones book tour because nobody's going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands."

    Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

  • "Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Australia To Place Tariffs on Imports of American Culture War Bullshit

  • They’re crowdfunded through gofundme.

    These were made by a group called Everyone Hates Elon. There’s also a second group called Overthrow Elon that create similar billboards.

    Source via The Independent

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Confederate LARPer Loser in Real Life Too

  • You’ll get better.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Democratic Congressman Travels Back in Time to Hold Up Tiny Sign Near Baby Hitler

  • Well, I can't say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.

  • This is literally the plot of Michael Moore's comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it'd be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.

  • Heads up: This image was posted by The Beaverton's social media team but does not appear to have a corresponding article on their website.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    "Twitter was definitely cyber attacked!" says guy whose rockets and cars explode on the regular