simpsonsshitposting
- Clarence Thomas
Alt text: The original still is of Grandpa Simpson, who the family believes to be going senile, pointing at a birdbath and screaming "Death!!" thinking it's death. The text has been replaced to show him screaming "Unconstitutional!" at the birdbath, and the title is "Clarence Thomas"
- we ask forbidden questions from places men fear to tread. we also have chicken wings, which we call hot ones!
was watching the Scarlett Johansson hot ones and as always simpsons did it first
https://youtu.be/SR5kfWXfxto?feature=shared&t=734
- A Classic Ad
Alt text:
Top image is Poochie on a bicycle slam dunking a basketball in a radical manner. The Sega logo is covering Poochie's face.
The writing on the bottom of the image says "Sega does what"
The bottom image is Ralph Wiggum sitting at a Coleco computer with an image of a cat and the letters C T. Ralph is trying to spell CAT.
The bottom text says "Super Nintendo Chalmers-Don't"
- My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
In the Oregon Voting Pamphlet.
This is not an endorsement, this is a Simpsons joke.
- Avoid consequences for your crimes with this one simple life hack
cross-posted from: https://dubvee.org/post/1149097
> Avoid consequences for your crimes with this one simple life hack > > Image description: Homer Simpson runs a red light at a 4-way intersection, and multiple cars slam on their brakes to avoid an accident. He waves out the window and yells "It's alright, I'm running for president" and drives away. > >
