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The Onion @midwest.social

Department of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”

  • Never underestimate the amount of cognitive dissonance to be found in the average Trump supporter's views. These are remarkably dumb people.

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    Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling

  • Wow that writing is a spot on Rod Serling impression.

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    JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

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    Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’

  • Or to put it more accurately:

    "Schumer postpones book tour because nobody's going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands."

    Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

  • "Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.”

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    Australia To Place Tariffs on Imports of American Culture War Bullshit

  • They’re crowdfunded through gofundme.

    These were made by a group called Everyone Hates Elon. There’s also a second group called Overthrow Elon that create similar billboards.

    Source via The Independent

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    Confederate LARPer Loser in Real Life Too

  • You’ll get better.

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    Democratic Congressman Travels Back in Time to Hold Up Tiny Sign Near Baby Hitler

  • Well, I can't say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.

  • This is literally the plot of Michael Moore's comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it'd be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.

  • Heads up: This image was posted by The Beaverton's social media team but does not appear to have a corresponding article on their website.

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    "Twitter was definitely cyber attacked!" says guy whose rockets and cars explode on the regular

    Movies @lemmy.world

    ‘Superman’ Estate Sues Warner Bros. Discovery To Block Film’s Release In Key Territories

    Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Lex Luthor clones