Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
This is why The Onion is America's most trustworthy new source.
They print the news before it happens
Because America has become the caricature of a country?
Dems: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since 2000!
"How can we comment on this without insulting our sponsors?"
Just reuse Jeffries clip from a few weeks ago about the house putting together a quick response taskforce.
He was talking out of his ass then about them responding to things quickly then and they will respond exactly the same way here.
Raise a paddle?
And wear pink.
Just don't do anything to upset the big money donors. Especially AIPAC.
Aw man, there's no article... That would have been a fun read. :/
