Department of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”
The Trump administration announced that the Department of Education has been wholly replaced by a giant iPad playing a constant stream of “Bluey” under recent federal budget cuts.
Nah cunt, you keep your fucking hands off our bluey! That's our department of education.
Bluey would be much better than what it'd really be:
YouTube Kids on autoplay.
8 minute Bluey episode
[12 hour advertisement for adult diapers]
8 minute Bluey episode
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Even worse: PraegerU Kids on autoplay.
Would it be worse? Im pretty sure youtube kids already has prageru kids
Youtube kids is just a collection of the worst content on youtube
The Bluey Federal Education program was canceled as it was found to be "woke" and full of controversial subject matters such as equality and kindness.
"Sharing"
Conservatives: What fucking DEI BS is that‽
Full of ‘straliun dogs eet ees.
Have the people at The Hard Times even seen an episode of Bluey?
The Heelers are far too woke for MAGA.
The satire here is that there won't be any replacement.
Right? This would be a step up from what they're actually going to do.
More likely VeggieTales
https://www.reddit.com/r/exchristian/comments/xzz0wc/sothe_creator_of_veggie_tales_is_going_off_on/
Of course he did get mad about gay marriage but VeggieTales is woke now 😔
Not videos of Trump and Musk dancing?
They would have included Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood but that would require continuing to fund PBS.
This is honestly a great way to do a fresh restart.
This is... Not good satire.
**Only on Lemmy can your comment get as many downvotes as the reply comment justifying it gets upvotes. ¯(ツ)/¯
You're right, it's GREAT lmao
How? Feels pretty Babylon Bee level to me. They are literally getting rid of the dept of education so that part is just real, and Bluey is way too 'woke' for conservatives to ever get anywhere near it. Also 'giant iPad' is just silly.
Now if it said "Department of Education Replaced with PragerU Kids" That would be much better satire.
But whatever, if the consensus is that I'm wrong then I guess I'm wrong, but to me this just feels like really low effort content for the lowest common denominator. Which I guess we need since 22% of the country are brainwashed morons and 30% can't be bothered to vote.
In my opinion not Onion level, but better than I expect from Hard Times.