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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

5mo ago

I vote number three.

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hydration9806 @lemmy.ml

5mo ago

I vote number three.

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Spiders @lemmy.world

pseudo @jlai.lu

5mo ago

I vote number three.

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Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two
- I vote three, for the exact same reason.
  
  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants
  
  I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.

2
- 2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps

Part of the problem here is that's a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.
- This guy spiders
  
  I very don't. I'm a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.

Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:
Legs on the ground, arms up.
- depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs
  
  Even for some orb weavers there's a clear distinction between "front legs"=arms and "back legs"=legs. At least for me.
- Would
  
  A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.
  Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.
  
  Would
  Fight it? Bad idea. That's the wandering spider's way to say "back off! I'm going to jump on your face, bite you, and you'll die an agonising death! I'm serious!!"
  [Still cute though. At least from a distance.]

I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.
- Unfortunately.

2 looks like a Tachikoma

The question is not "how". The question is "why".

- Jair?
  
  Indeed

Short shorts
Pants
Assless chaps
- ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS! GOODNIGHT!

makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can't recall the name for a spider specialist)
would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang
- arachnologist
  
  No no it is obviously spiderist.

Honestly, I'm just occasionally concerned with normal spiders "wearing" my pants right before I try to put them on.
To all the arachnophobes that read this: I'm very sorry.
- avarege aussie

Ever seen a spider molting? It's practically 2.

2

Answer, they wouldn't
- Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited
  
  That's why I hang out with spiders instead of people
  
  Aka, Harlots!

I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.
Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.
I love it.

1 is the old disgusting drunk that is shirtless and almost bursting out of his jeans
2 is as normal as it can look
3 is very seductive 😏😏

Since its main purpose is to cover your genitals, none of the above.
If it is just to protect the legs then 2 or 3 does the job, but 2 looks impossible to create in reality unless you sew it around the spider. Maybe we are assuming the spider spins this around itself with its webs so maybe that will work.

Number two, unless it's a slutty spider. Then number one.

https://mander.xyz/post/19090429
Like this

Hmmm, how does it get its change out of its pocket?
- Only when molting
- Spiders never change.

Like a hat

Spiders wear onesies.

I think somewhere between 2 and 3. 3 looks weird because the spider's ass is uncovered (it's like if your pants ended at the crotch) and 2 looks more like a spider jumpsuit or pants pulled over the belly.
- If your primary means of housing came out of your ass, you’d probably embrace the assless slacks too

It would have to be 3 unless 1 and 2 had holes in the back or no spider web.

2 looks like a the head of a dick poking out

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