omg how did you do this?
Font is Sina Nova, which I downloaded from here. The textbox was made in good ol' photoshop, by cutting and stretching the middle of the blank FELD playback in this image
If I didn't know any better I'd say that description was satire.
Legit good bit
$65K for a frat party. Hope there’s lots of fentanyl.
damn, why didn't i have the idea to make a gofundme for this. it's free chud money.
There is a 0% chance all of that money actually goes to funding a party.
okay encouraging violence is fed shit
BUT
Pike is full of literal rapists lol, they've been banned from like half of the NC State schools for literal institutionalized assault
I hate that I know this but pike is Pi Kappa Alpha rather than Phi
I realized that as soon as I sent that. But my point about Pike still stands. No idea about the culture in Pi Kappa Phi, we just had Pike, Alpha Sig, and a couple others on our campus all will less than 20 members. Pike killed 2 rushes by freezing one to death and dropping another off a cliff and eventually got booted after they were caught drugging people
they really appear to have the southern runt phenotype
They were only able to put the flag back up after the fascist things cleared out the protestors.
Poetic
there is no locker big enough to stuff that description into
straight out of reddit circa 2009
Cringe.
Look at all the
You fools! You've just made me want the flag even more!
Where can I donate to attack the flag?
Top donation is $10k from William Ackerman. Gotta be a billionaire to be that stupid
One of the kids daddies prolly
Frat bros need to be sent to hard labour camps
Frat bros are wimps. Yeah, they hit the gym and sport or whatever but literally none of them have ever been in a real fight, post pubescence. They will try to Hockey fight you and tend to be really bad at following through on a punch, they're also concerned about looking cool. When you feel safe enough to do shit like this, you clearly have no street skills at all. Try it without an army of cops on your side you brave men...no, boys. They're used to being the bullies and predators and have always had the luxury to choose what conflict they're involved in and to quote my favorite robot Ninja "A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal".
I like how the troops have been so useless that we’ve downgraded “gave their best to America” to a bunch of drunk date rapists
First sentence is a kelly comic
get a load of that nerd on the right
