This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.
73 0 Reply'yo, dude it'd be totally rad to show this human the true meaning of its existence'
'it totally would, cthulu. You da man.'
Cthulu shotguns another beer
14 0 ReplyCthulhu: Hehehe imma put some eye magic on that guy and let him see the cosmos hehehe
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I bet that gave the fish something to ponder.
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"Higher being" is true in a strictly topographical sense.
Growing legs and flopping out of the oceans was a mistake.
31 0 ReplyDepends what you think of as a mistake
Despite the propaganda life isn’t better 🎵 under the sea 🎵
We became apex predators on land and can/are killing every species
9 0 ReplyIn the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Fuck, I have to pay taxes.
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Really..? No one has mentioned that he has taken the glasses off himself to put on the fish. That’s some BIG IQ business right there.
31 0 ReplyThis fish just got a fucking GOOlock backstory
Ripped from his home and exposed to the nature of the cosmos in an unprotected manner thet leaves it blinded and desperately confused for the rest of its life
21 0 ReplyIt's wearing glasses
29 0 ReplyIts eyes are on the sides of its head…
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For those of us not playing the home game: "great-old-one warlock." It's not some advanced racial epithet.
Probably. I mean it is D&D. Everybody hates everybody.
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D&D is where everyone attempts to seduce everybody, and fail at it miserably as soon as the DM asks the players to actually state what their best pick up move is
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Man shows the dark god his hunt.
17 0 ReplyProbably blinded fish’s one eye in the process.
14 0 ReplyMaybe his own, too. He’s rockin the safety squints.
20 0 ReplyHe's aiming down the sights of the fish though. So he benefits from the fish's glasses
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Wait until all of the fish's friends chained up in a cave hear about this!
12 0 ReplyYou think that's really his fish or does the fish belong to itself?
11 0 ReplyEnd fish slavery.
7 0 ReplyFish appropriation.
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Its fellows are still honoring it as the chosen one.
8 0 ReplyThe guy with the phone looks like he's saying "Yeah, eclipse bitch!!"
7 1 Reply.......that just sounds like DMT.
4 0 ReplyProbably didn't work. Fish eyes are adapted for seeing through water, not through air. Probably just looked like a fuzzy blob amongst a bunch of other fuzzy blobs.
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