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Commentiquette [none/use name] @hexbear.net

3y ago

can someone explain to me why this website exists and you aren’t all just on reddit?

I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

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Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners
This is not a parody that's literally why we are here
- I got a week time out from :reddit-logo: after the quarantine started and I doubled down
  :im-doing-my-part:
- John Brown did nothing wrong
  
  :arm-L::john-brown::arm-R:
actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer
- that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety
  
  lack of choices gives me anxiety
  Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.
  
  we're working on technology for a downvote button but unfortunately it's still in beta and won't be released until Q4 2025 at the earliest.
  Until then you'll have to manually downvote :downbear:
  please use it sparingly though because these are in short supply and we need them to last until the button release
  
  Fair i would've disliked your post because you were searching for cryptocurrency tbh.
Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized
- :sicko-wistful:
after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.
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- holy shit i just realized
  neon grizzly
  hex bear
  it all makes sense now :illuminati:
- after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult.
  See the randomized text on the top of the homepage, right below "Home"? I'm gonna request to put this in the rotation there
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aaaaaaaand post
- wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D
  
  nasa = nazis and male circumcision is a conspiracy by big cereal to trick people into eating BORING NERD shit
we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads
NVM this makes a lot of sense
also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then
- Salvia is weak shit. Smoke DMT like an adult.
  
  I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us
- Smoke hash instead. Once i got high on it and were scared all night that my kneecaps are going to explode. Best night of my life.
This is a website dedicated to busting nuts and mailing them to the Zodiac Killer AKA Ted Cruz
And post
It's not my fault Karl has cute toes
- :marx: :spray-bottle:
  
  :animengels: Notice me, sempai, uguuuuuuu~~~
i want to reenact abu ghraib on my landlord
federal honeypot
"reenact WACO on their landlord" I'm dying
I'm gay
what the fuck is reddit?
The :LIB: of the Hamlet is nothing, I fear, when compared to the condition of surrounding acres. :reddit-logo:
https://chapotraphouse3.com/r/chapotraphouse3 is really the a malshappen clone. This one is more of a step-sibling.
Ah fuck, did I miss the visit by Commentiquette?
If you're reading this Erik, can I be in one of the screenshots please?
:post-hog:
Let’s see that hog now
:sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: <--- PERVERT SICKOS
:volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: <---- HEXBEAR VOLCEL VANGUARD
:bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: <---- PURE UNTOUCHED COMRADES, SAFE FROM THE FILTHY HORDES
i like it when the feds i'm interacting with are nice in hopes that i'll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade ~~Russia~~ ~~DPRK~~ ~~China~~ Haiti
:alex-aware: me raising my snout from the trough labeled "podcast"
:feral-hog: and descending it into the one marked "salvia"
They figured out we all operate on Moscow time and banned us
everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
I nominate this for the front page header.
There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
:this: new tagline
no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death
It’s a cult dedicated to computer scare, the number 1 financial backer of the podcast citations needed
This was post suspiciously funnier than the usual post and of course when I look who posted it it's you
I dunno I think we got banned at the same time as the Donald Trump subreddit so that Reddit could do a "both sides" thing.
If you want to get really parasocial or whatever I think this website has spawned like 50 different discord groups or something.
We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(
Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into
https://twitter.com/commentiquette
also watch my latest video I sacrificed a lot of goats to make it happen:
https://hexbear.net/post/228732
reddit got too woke :JB-shining-aggro:
- W O K E
  W on't
  O kay
  K illing
  E nslavers
Because I can't say that Spez wants to own slaves or that slave owners should all be killed on reddit. We can here, as well as talking about all the other things socialists want to talk about that reddit would shut right the fuck down.
Can't even call someone names over there without some liberal moderator tone-policing you because you don't speak in a middle-income enough way for them.
- Yeah they're a bunch of psycho crackers, but so are our fellow citizens; this site is like a mini green room.
Good post
Where else would I get meth
death to amerikkka unlimited genocide on the first world
This is a website for only the most macho of gay witches if you're skinny and/or shave, go to hextwink or something.
- I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.
  
  Gonna relive Pineapple Summer.

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