Brain bleeding

Before she hogs the entire blunt and says it's just the way of her people.

lmao I'd forgotten how libs spent years pretending to care about cultural appropriation but then tripped over themselves to make excuses for a white lady pretending to be indigenous
- There's this tacit belief among white liberals that a brief period in the 80s/90s when universities experimented with affirmative action was the but-for cause that denied all of them access to the Ivy League -> Dream Job -> International Celebrity status.
  Elizabeth Warren is their spirit animal because she beat the system by lying on her application, something they all desperately wanted to do but were to craven to attempt themselves.
- This is literally the only defense I'll make of Warren but saying you have native ancestry because you're 1/128th indigenous is the closest white people get to culture.
  I could literally find you Facebook pages with local chuds making fun of her and comparing themselves to warrior chieftains in the same screenshot.

The Rock would beaugaurd the blunt and then look you in the eye and tell you with a straight face he's never smoked pot in his life and he gets high by believing in the teachings of Jesus christ and a balanced diet.

That's "Bogart"
- Beauregard is when you do it while sounding like a Kentucky colonel
- Where were you when I was staring at the word on my screen like tucker carlson for 30 seconds trying to figure out how to spell it.
The Rock would beaugaurd the blunt
that's how they say it down in new orleans

The person who campaigned for Ronald Reagan has a dream blunt rotation?

She should should have doubled down on her indigenous heritage. Instead of getting defensive and trying to explain herself she should have started wearing a feather headdress, brandishing a tomahawk and calling all of her political opponents "paleface".

She should scalp biden

It's HER turn

no no no, she's behind the OG HRC in the blunt rotation

She smells the blood in the water with her snake tongue, her opportunist senses are tingling.

This can't possible be real, right?

tough to think of two people I'd like to get high with less

- no if they're in the room with me like that i can kill them

Shes rizzin out the skibidi memes right there right there

Doot doot mr skeltal i lost the primary to a walking corpse
- For a walking corpse.

You receive 2d6 psychic damage

To be fair everything I've heard about the Rock is that hes extremely nice in person. Think she would die if his 250lb+ ass sat on her?

Everything I've heard is he's a self righteous religous prick who thinks too highly of himself, his acting career, and his relationship to steroids.
- I don't know him, nor have I heard anything about him personally, but I want to believe this and it sounds typical of hollywood actors so I'm going to go ahead and believe it
Now I'm picturing the Rock with 250 lbs of ass crushing people like a cartoon. Thanks!