When you definitely understand Hamas

Implant IEDs inside hostages, just like in Metal Gear Soliderino!

Does this r*dditor even realize what the I in IED stands for

Lol love the B movie plot in the second comment.

Literally a thing that happens in Metal Gear Solid(so yeah, B movie) except its the CIA's CIA that does it and it doesnt actually even manage to properly kill any of the important people in the literal helicopter that it exploded in above open ocean.
- in the literal helicopter that it exploded in above open ocean.
  guys common that's like rule 3
- How do you people still remember stuff that happened in such an old (old by now at least) title, lol

Mr Hamas has implanted IUDs in the hostages to murder precious Israeli seed

Guys I think Hamas is putting explosives in dead IOF soldiers that trigger when they cum. Just to hurt our brave cum squad. So sad
- They've injected binary liquid explosives in to the balls! When the idf cum commandos jerk offf the corpse the chemicals will be mixed and explode!
- The Cum Locker

If you're only reference for terrorists are movie villains this makes complete sense.

You (probably) joke but it's true. It may be extremely paranoid to say this, but I can't help but feel the US government is entirely aware of the propagandistic power of television and have made full use of it in that way for decades, and I don't just mean movies and TV shows.

Nah, I think you're overreacting, there's no way the US government would use the media to dehumanise the US's enemies. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch a marvel movie where the good guy heros fight terrorists in the middle east with the US army and then maybe play some Call of Duty.
- Remember when superman killed a bunch of trrrrists to save lois lane in the superman movie?
Justice Scalia responded with a defense of Agent Bauer, arguing that law enforcement officials deserve latitude in times of great crisis. "Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles.... He saved hundreds of thousands of lives," Judge Scalia reportedly said. "Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?" He then posed a series of questions to his fellow judges: "Say that criminal law is against him? 'You have the right to a jury trial?' Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer?" "I don't think so," Scalia reportedly answered himself. "So the question is really whether we believe in these absolutes. And ought we believe in these absolutes."
- The paragon of law in the most powerful country in the world.
  The most powerful ethicists and philosophers are powerless against his flawless dictations.
- "Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?
  Fuck yeah, isn't a hero supposed to be able to handle the consequences of his actions? The ends can only justify the means so far
Barely a conspiracy. The Pentagon consults on basically any Hollywood movie involving the military at all. So all of them

Damn propaganda is a HELL of a drug

Holy SHIT guys this is just like The Phantom Pain, like my video games!!

What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little man springs out like a jack-in-the-box, and "pop goes the weasel" plays, but the little man is actually a tiny Hamas terrorist so as the tune ends he shoots the doctor? Scary, right?

No, Hamas will put a bomb inside a hostage's guts and another inside her vagina, so when the rescue team is leaving with her on the copter she will blow up as she jumps from it, leaving Big Boss unconscious for 9 years. 😔
Hamas is exactly that kind of shit bag group.
- Hamas will capture the wrong guy and spend, like, 15 minutes monologuing at him with a revenge speech he's been practicing for decades. Only to get killed by their own giant robot, shortly after.
What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little alien springs out and sings "Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my nightime gaaa-al~!" with a barbershop hat and cane before leaving the diner? Really Scary, Right??

Omg and then the IDF bravely disarms the explosives with giant digital clocks on the front with only one second left and they all hug while Hamas is captured by a U.S. Army team. A mid credit scene shows one Hamas member about to get up but then a car drives over them and the end credits roll.

Don't forget the witty one-liner

Ah yes, they are both violent primitive savages blinded by their own bloodthirstyness and also expert doctors that can surgically implant explosive devices into unwilling hostages without causing them to, you know, die from that.

Something something fascist's enemy.

Remember when they were doing TDK Joker analogies with Syria or something during Obama's first term?

I forgot this happened in Dark Knight too. Hamas is the hecking Jonckler confirmed

Dark Knight brain

Too much capeshit

Then again:
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvPNgxU/

teenagers, or adults with critical thinking abilities of young teens?

yay internet

Let's be real, in burgerland at least your average 15 year old has better critical thinking skills than most right now
- Definitely think that on average the longer you're saturated in propaganda the worse the
  get so older you are the worse the critical thinking tends to be

never underestimate the ignorance of amerikkkans… most of them seem to get their idea of Hamas from ISIS (beheadings, throwing people off roofs, no rights for women, killing Christians). but i see that rdditors somehow stoop even lower

(After the zionist forces free all prisoners, return all territory, and surrender unconditionally)

HAMAS JOKER: It's not about national liberation... it's about sending a message.

(HAMAS JOKER lights a match and sets a gasoline-soaked Palestine ablaze)

I think this was something the joker did

But superhero movies are real life!!!

I don't care if I'm a fascist for saying this: people with baby brains like this with the power to vote in mass murderers are why I've lost faith in democracy.

even if they didn't vote the same bloodthirsty fuckers would still be in power.. they'd just take it under less pretense of legitimacy

The Diamond Arm except instead of jewelry it's a bomb

A bit of a twist ending to the Pesnya pro zaicev scene

And then Arnie will show up in a harrier jump jet, sling the leader of Hamas under the missile, and say "Your fired" before shooting him at a Hamas helicopter.

Fucking clowns.

Didn't Israel themselves once say that it's impossible to put an IED inside a human big enough to do any damage to anyone besides the person it was inside?