Know you're character

Even the post title. Good job I hate you

Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
- I thought that was the reference! Good to know I'm not crazy.

FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef

No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You're thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil' Romeo.
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder

This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.

Ah yes, the good ol' John Halo

He kills teh aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
"No John, you are the demon."
John Halo the Masterchef?
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy

This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.

Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo's monster.
- But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
- Not true! It's only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it's above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
ok, this comment hurts more than the chart lol

I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.

Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the ~~Spartan~~ Edge.
SOISOISOISOISOISOI

This post gave me a stroke.

But what if Zelda was a girl?

What if Zelda wasn't a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
She would marry Metroid

KNOW YOU ARE

oh I see now

Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.

And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman

Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.

Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby

Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser

And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect

My favourite is definitely Elden John
- He's the hero of Elden Ring right?
Don't forget the blue hedgehog that's really fast! Rainbow Dash!
I thought it was the punk band No Effects

Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

How did they forget my man Duke? After all the demons he killed in DOOM?!
I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck...
- Shake it, baby!

They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!

Metroid is the coolest guy ever.

He's the coolest robot
~~Isn't he a she?~~ nvm I get it now

This hurts me mentally and physically.

I didn't realize until I got to the bubble gum.

I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.

Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

Isn't Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?

Can't wait to play these on my Nintendo

Your*

I was happy knowing that I am character
- Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.

"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta ass!"

Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling "Pecan Fire!"

Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.

....You used Blue's sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.

I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao

So duke was the chief all a long!

Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He's an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.

Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!

I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn't reared it's head in decades come crashing over me

Was that a stroke?

You joke but I really don't know the name of ~~Price~~ Prince of Persia. He's the cool guy who avoids floor like it's lava.

Well, how much does Persia cost?
- thouSands of Times more than two thrones.

Unfortunately, I haven't played much of the classic games like the ones these characters are allegedly from, I usually play indie games. So, pretty much all of these went over my head until I got to the Halo one. I immediately knew this was lying because I know that quote is from Duke Nukem (I'm not implying I've played Duke Nukem, though, I've just heard of that quote).

Although, even though I've played pokemon before (like, once, years ago, but still), the fucking "Ash Ketchum is the hero from the Pokemon games" went over my head, and I feel embarassed for not realizing it's bullshit.

Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.
Ash is exclusive to the anime, but was ported over to the games later on as a minor character we hear from but don't see (His Greinja, Charizard, and Pikachu are event pokemon)
The character in the game is called Red
The sprite is Blue (the character Gary is based on)

You fool I ama Luigi

“Tomb” bruh

Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner

Sounds like the sort of games that appeal to Elon Musk.

Isn't Samus a woman though?

The joke is that every description is wrong
- Your wrong
What? Samsung a woman?
Are you thinking of Samus from the Serious Sam games?
Yes, all descriptions must be wrong
And well, if you played Dread >!you'd know that calling her Metroid is not wrong anymore!<
Who's Samus
- Samus deez nuts

If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don't need that kind of "rage bait" shit here too. If it was an accident you're just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.

we really don’t need that kind of “rage bait” shit here too
take your own advice
you’re just dumb
*your