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linuxmemes @lemmy.world AbsolutelyNotCats @lemdro.id 11 mo. ago

Choosing a distro is hard nowadays

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- You deserve this
  
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  I'm still a little shook you can't actually get medals anymore. Times are changing.
- I appreciate your vital contribution to this discussion.
- This is my favorite copypasta.
- Mmmm tasty copy pasta 😋🍝
  
  Copypasta was probably the codename of chatgpt 1.0
- 🏅
Wait, I feel like I missed something important. Hannah Montana Linux?

Edit: It's real. It's really real.
- There's also PonyOS (https://www.ponyos.org/) They wrote their own kernel, so it's not Linux, but it is Unix-like.
  
  I love the reviews.
  
  Own kernel... That's honestly just impressive.
  
  They missed the opportunity to say "Git reponytory"
  
  I really really hate this
  
  Less goo thanks for mentioning the pones lol
  
  But yeah, impressive project there
  
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- Wait till you find out about AmogOS...
  
  Sadly its been discontinued😔
- Yep, it's a thing.
  
  Until the mouse feels litigious lol
  
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  Sourceforge brings me back.
- Juste Bieber linux aka biebian says hi
Personally, I recommend AmogOS.
- If it's not UwUntu, I don't want it 😤
  
  Should've been the OpenSUSe deriative
That's a really dumb flow chart ..... goes on to install Hannah Montana Linux
- Hannah Montana Linux
  
  That's also where I have landed
  
  I use arch btw
- That's what I got too! Twinsies!
As a 3-year user of Hannah Montana Linux, I approve this post.
- That's impressive. I didn't start using linux until my late 20's
  
  When I was a kid I had Linux on a cd that came in the mail
  
  It was probably my first online purchase
- Isn't it super old. Or have they released an updated version. Or can you simply just update it yourself?
Is there a version of this but for real?
- Why would they suggest Kali as a distro lol
  
  the "do you fear technology" doesnt make sense. it should be "dont understand technology" or something.
  
  It would be great if there was an icon of a BSD-distribution under the category "Do have a life?" - "No".
  
  Ouch
- What do you mean, it's as real as it can get
- yes
I should try HM linux and Uwuntu
I've never given Linux a fair shake, I didn't know Hannah Montana Linux even existed, and I have a desktop long overdue for a 'format and fresh install' level of cleanup. How can I not give it a shot?
- Well there is a distro for N*zis, for racists, for Miley Cyrus and even for Satanists , what prevents there from making a distro for Hannah Montana?
  
  !the answer is : copyrights!<
They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds...
- Miley Stewart DOS during the day, Hannah Montana Linux at night.
Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.
There's a Hannah Montana Linux? Don't tease me, now.
- Oh God it's real
  
  What r/Unixporn should have become.
It's the best of both worlds
- so, os/2?
  
  Pfft, no!
  
  OS/2 Warp
Okay, I'm really unsure here. What if I fear tech, my daddy is poor and I don't have a life?
- Miley Cyrus Linux
  
  Miley Cryus Linux
"Weird distro, still better than Windows"
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  "Weird distro, still better than Windows"
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I use Arch btw
Don't forget to Install Doom/Doom on your Hannah Montana Linux
wow you're right, this has completely discouraged me from ever trying linux.
- Me too, I'll stick with good old HannahMontanaBSD.
  
  And within minutes it was forked to:
  
  FreeHannahMontanaBSD and OpenHannahMontanaBSD
- Rightfully so!
Truly comprehensive. Covers even the edge cases.
hmhmhmhmhmhm

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