woag

From the charging hole.
Can do, boss! Not sure what this means though.
- straight up the chargussy
  
  Great, now my family are wondering why I was laughing.
- ( °Θ°)

Bold statement from someone who has no idea who I am.
- i do not need to know who you are to be glad you exist.
  
  💚

from those of us that are on pc, result please?
- You're doing great and I'm glad you exist
  
  you made me open the phone because I didn't believe you, thanks xD
  
  Okay thanks but what does it say
- On laptop you have to tilt the screen towards you a lot more than usual and look at it just above the function keys. On desktop you have to stand up for the same perspective.
- Would have been faster for you to just screenshot and squish it.

lmao gottem

Get complimented, nerd!

Is perspective really considered an "illusion"? While this demonstrates perspective it at no point makes me see something that isn't real.
- It's an illusion because no one would ever really say that.
  
  Haha, ok I can agree with that take.
- Illusions, Michael.
  Is it not fair to say perspective can be used in illusions? Or how are you defining illusion?
  
  Illusion is seeing something that isn't there. They can be caused by multiple factors be it one affecting the observer or one that arises from the subject being observed.
  This demonstrates perspective and at no point do you see something that is not there. The text is there, it says the same thing. It does not appear to move or distort but rather as you tilt the phone the same light is viewed from a narrower height due to angles and it can be read as though it is not stretched.
  An optical illusion makes you see something that simply does not exist, for example this picture that makes you think you see red in spite of there being jo red at all. https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a25494/theres-not-a-single-red-pixel-in-this-image/
- That's an unhelpfully restrictive definition of illusion that is itself illusory. An illusion is also:
  A sensation originated by some external object, but so modified as in any way to lead to an erroneous perception; as when the rolling of a wagon is mistaken for thunder.
  The text is hidden or revealed through a change in perspective. That is the illusion.
  
  There is nothing erroneous about this perception.

Downvote, this is not an optical illusion.
- Cute. Ok, just for this cuteness.
  so much floof
- Is it a shitpost, though?
  
  it's a post i posted while shitting, does that count?

if you don't cover one eye it reads "you're dong great and I'm gay you exist"
- Thank you for being gay that I exist.

i used to have a phone with the "charging hole" on the left side near the top. your tricks don't work on me.

It's a good thing shit like snow crash doesn't exist because if it did we'd be trolling people to tilt their phone to look and making them alt + f4 life.

This is one where the visual impaired text should also reveal the joke
- oh shit i forgor

You can write code like this by stretching a fat rubber band around a ruler, then writing on it. It’s only legible when stretched.

Well that's some toxic positivity
- How is it toxic?

I've seen so many of these I have gained the ability to read them straight on. In this case it doesn't matter, but I always feel like I've got one over the meme creator when it says something like "You look dumb holding your phone like that"

*cries with tears only in one eye.
- cries with tears only in one eye, but the other one

Ok, there's obviously been some kind of mistake here

:-)

:3

    
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I don't get it. Doesn't it say "Eat Me"

Misread the first two words - thought it said YOUR DONG
- Your dong is great and I'm glad it exists
  
  That’s what she said.

jokes on you i lost the game and took Loss psychic damage anyway
- I lost the game
- Damn it... that's the second time in two weeks 🫠

Awww thanks <333

If you're at your computer and don't want to break a monitor trying to tilt it, just smoosh it vertically in MS paint or Apple iSomething to edit images. Edit: sorry what am I thinking - GIMP obviously

What exactly is closing one eye suppose to do?
- Helps clear up the text, as you won't have two slightly different perspectives trying to read an already straining message

I have a privacy screen so this doesn’t work for me lol

so much floof