cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18633336
> horrorule > > ::: spoiler Show transcript > shojoknife-deactivated20240801 posts: > > [picture of Junji Ito at a desk with a plate of spaghetti edited in front of him] > Junji Eato > > teroknortailor replies: > > boy that sure is some creepy pasta > > jet-kun replies: > > This is my lunch. It was made for me. > :::
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shojoknife-deactivated20240801 posts:
[picture of Junji Ito at a desk with a plate of spaghetti edited in front of him] Junji Eato
teroknortailor replies:
boy that sure is some creepy pasta
jet-kun replies:
This is my lunch. It was made for me.
it's a purely referential joke riffing on two memes: "MAN horse" and "How Hungry..."
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deadlynight1987-deactivated2023 posts: a picture of a horse on a beach looking at the sea on the left, the image is captioned "MAN"
another picture of a horse on a beach with the sea behind it, the image is captioned "NON-BINARY"
a mirrored version of the first image tinted pink, the caption reads "WOMAN"
the post ends with "life is good"
luigis-slut replies with a comic: a dejected person looks down and says "I don't feel like a boy or a girl"
a cartoon horse looks at the person from behind
the horse, now drawn in meticulous detail, looks at the camera and says "Non Binary"
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(At a boxer match one boxer holds their fists in a stance and begins chanting) Boxer: "KA ME HA ME"
Other boxer: "I quit" (later) Other boxer: "I know he prolly couldn’t but I ain’t gonna fuck around and see if he could."
From EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS
yt has been around for some 18 years now. there are already adults who grew up with it
yet another example of how nothing you can possibly worldbuild could ever be weirder than reality
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oddverse posts: Thinking about full body scrunge
oddverse replies: Image of a reply from morishige-on-the-phone Full body scrunge?
PALADOG_Pallas replies: Image of a cat lying on a patterned carpet with its body stretched out and its mouth slightly open in a humorous, distorted way. The caption reads: full-body scrunge
pupangelremade-deactivated20211 replies: Image of a painting resembling the cat in the previous photo, rendered in an impressionist style with loose brushstrokes and earthy tones. The cat appears stretched and slightly abstract, matching the posture from the previous image.
they're also only kept from reaching immortality by their shells physical dimensions iirc?
the sea is a weird and wacky place
please be taken out context please
otherkins and therians aren't a kink, they're people* who like to think of themselves as non-human, usually animals but it's possible for them to be robots or AIs too.
also safe search is pretty good nowdays, save for some unpredictable algorithmic fuckup the days of looking up blue waffles and getting hit with diseased vaginas are over
* Some may object over being called people but i can't think of any other word that wouldn't have me repeating myself
few words of advice:
e621 has a sister site called e926.net that's basically just e621 with a hardcoded rating:safe filter,
and you should always add either order:score or order:favcount at the end of the search because by default it's sorted from newest post to last and new posts can have mistakes including missing solely needed tags or having the wrong rating.
specifically characters that are pooltoys, as in made of air-filled smooth squeaky plastics
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squeakitties posted: following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
squeakitties replied: [image of tumblr tags reading "exposure to fetishes you aren't into is inoculation against the disgust response that right wingers prey upon"]
twinkenjoyer-deactivated replies: once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
what would the boston tea party equivalent for america be? dumping an entire mcdonalds worth in the sewers?
did some digging and found a higher quality image:
and i think i found the artist, but i can't seem to find the original post unfortunately
i find that using tone indicators was a good habit to get into, they're a bit clunky yea but sarcasm is hard to parse by itself, let alone through text and god forbid if you have some neurodivergence on top of it all. if two characters are all thats needed to save a collective 5 minutes of human life i see no reason not type them.
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a tumblr post from slyeposting:
You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”
slyeposting replies: a screenshot of a comment under the post reading: "if amazon delivery guys are beating you up maybe you should call the police" [reaction image of Gru from Despicable Me looking down in bafflement] holy shit
