Saw this in mall today and had to stop myself from laughing out loud
I really did not expect them to make a realistic Jack Black doll holding a Minecraft sword
Why is this thing so funny to me? Look at it lmao.
We live in a parody.
wtf I suddenly support 100% tariffs on injection-molded plastic
100% is too low tbh
When I lay dying from a brain completely saturated with microplastics, I can go contented that at least one particle will have come from something so utterly and perfectly unnecessary...
Of course that will only be the case because my brain is completely saturated with microplastics, but, y'know
I feel weird about it but the sword is bothering me. They made it like 3x higher resolution than the actual shit graphics in the game. It's like they couldn't commit to making it look silly because swords = cools.
Yeah that's wild. Minecraft's diamond sword is iconic and already appears in dozens of toys, why wouldn't it appear in this one too?
Can't wait for manufacturing to come back to the US!!
What's not funny about it? Everyone knows what Minecraft characters look like, but that's just regular Jack Black without any of the recognizable Minecraft graphical style. If you lost the sword, you'd be wondering why someone made a Jack Black doll that's just wearing regular clothes. It's a ridiculous concept.
this shit is like if all the morbius jokes were real
Wait, this is real? I thought this was AI lol
It's absolutely real lol.
Didn’t they already make one terrible Minecraft movie? Now there’s two but it’s still just called the Minecraft movie?
Thinking of the Minecraft story mode on Netflix maybe? It had choose your own adventure elements and i think Patton oswalt voiced the main character
Well, having seen the leaked pre-vfx version, all I can say is it's as bad as you're imagining
"First you mine, then you craft! Let's Minecraft!"
Is it worse than the Mario movie?
I took my kid to it last night on a whim. Theater was absolutely packed with 8-16 year olds and through most of the flick they burst out in wild applause and cheering at every minor reference. By any measure it's a success for everyone involved.
Jack Black honestly saves it by being so damn over the top every line, otherwise it's a solid 5/10 movie for kids to enjoy. If you leave red faced and screaming you're just being difficult. Skibidi rizz Ohio.
Its okay, a lot of financially successful stuff is dog shit
They made toys of that! https://www.smbmovie.com/SMBArchive/merchandise/toys.htm
edit: you probably meant the newer Mario movie, I was talking about the obviously superior 1993 one.
The minecraft movie was peak everyone saying otherwise is just dead inside
Idk abt the full movie but from the beta version i peeked at with the campus tech support crew it deserves a 3 hour $500 mil directors cut with practical effects, Jim Henson Creature Shop-style animatronics, and blank checks for cocaine
It’s so dumb but also I want one lol
I want to steal one and then just paint it like this
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I would only get this if I could also get a Kyle Gas toy to go with it, that wears basketball shorts and that train wreck shift from Pick of Destiny.