"i hate wizards"

stopped reading right here

I open the link and the first comment:

"Constitutional amendments are basically like legendary Pokémon..."

Totally agree. My fav is going to the absolute mat in order to pass a literal GOP healthcare plan which libs will defend to their last gasp.

Cursed with both memory and prophecy, but the inability to change the present meaningfully.

Paul Krugman go on Hex

you mean dezinformatsiyayayaya

Mood. We've got bugs and shit out in force here. I'm waiting for the trees to start pollinating or something.

Kaydolf

but I can dream of China doing it to torpedo North America's housing market.

I'm demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I'll be heading to visit a few Rito

Solid ranking. 6 is my personal favorite at well, but I'm incredibly biased because I think the Excelsior is peak starship design.

I want Trump to lose to watch melon eat shit.

Throw in the Steel Battalion controller for the original Xbox and you'll be really cooking.

I would've arranged a number of increasingly complex Home Alone-style traps throughout my home. When the ghouls look over after each embarrassing flub, I would simply shrug and smile. This would repeat until they left.

they = every private equity/finance group

This. The biggest thing I try to do now is to only buy something brand new if I'm actually going to play it right away.