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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] @hexbear.net

1d ago

I'm an owl AMA

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Am I too late to ask you a question?
- Nope, go ahead
  
  That was my question, thanks!

Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?
- I smell great, that smell is your conscience

Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?

Who?
- Hoo
  
  Hoom

So owl pellets....taste better or worse than when it went down?

Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?
- It's owl poop

Hoohoo or hoothoot?

I’ll dip YOU in gravy
- Neener neener!

Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?
- I peck the keys

How are you feeling?

Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?
- Gasp that's lewd
  
  You know me I'm a lude dude

i heard owls are wise so as an owl do you have any particular investment advice in these turbulent times?
- Yea buy more bored apes

Do you have rat bones in your feces

Owl, what do you stand for?
- Free Benis for all
  
  What about bean usury? The bean oversight committee has rolled back all beanis consumer protections!!

How many poor mice do you eat a day?
- Oh so you just assume the owl eats mice hmm
  
  I mean, do you?

Y r u soggy ?
- I didn't bathe
  
  Is it piss?

How many licks to get to the center of the lollipop?
- How many licks to get to the center of your mom
  
  GOTTEM'!!!
  
  Terrible thing to read as I'm hanging out with my mom.

Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?
- I am 3 small horses in a costume

Stinky?
- NO
  
  Hmmm sounds like sth a stinky would say

What sort of payroll system y'all running?
- They pay me in beans

how do you feel about crows?

Is that golden own from attack of the titans seen as an icon to your people?

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