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  • Going to guess what he didn't touch on.

    The genocide is Gaza they both support.

    Minimum wage they both support in suppressing.

    Health care they both support in gouging and leeching the public to death with.

  • I went on social media and liberals were talking about how they literally cried at the end. I then went off social media.

  • JFC Cory 'Windbag' Booker.

    Dudes mouth has to hurt from talking that much. Im not sure ive talked for 24 hours straight if you added up every word ive said over my entire forty-six years on god's gray earth.

    • So then I said 'T-Bone, is the primo stuff?' And he said 'Brother, you know that it is.' It was necessary for me to use two euphemisms so I did not sully the august Senate which is one of the finest institutions in our land. America is indeed a bright, shining city on a hill - even now. Even now. And - oh, yes - I respected this fine chamber where we do the people's work. We must always, always respect institutions and where the work is done so the American people can know how much we love and respect America.

      We must always make time for civility, comity, and decorum. In addition - there are certainly teenagers and even children watching this livestream of my purely performative activity. Street language is the vernacular. The commonplace is all well and good but not here. Not here. And...where was I? Hmmm...

      Oh, yes - he said 'Brother, you know that it is.' And I said 'For reals?' and he said...

  • the cheeto in the white house has been finally crunched and the republic has been restored now that he has done an entirely symbolic gesture and disrupted literally nothing.

    BRUNCH
    \ IS
    \ BACK
    \ let's all meet up tomorrow at Chez Magnifique for the prix fixe menu and UNLIMITED mimosas.

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