How many eggs can you eat before you feel full?

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
\ Every morning to help me get large
\ And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
\ So I'm roughly the size of a barge
- ”And no one can impulse buy EGGS like Gaston!”

I can have 3 eggs and then its not so much that I full as it is I am violently ill. Egg intolerance? idk
- yeah, it sounds like it! you shouldn't eat eggs!

I can eat 50 eggs!
- ...nobody can eat 50 eggs
  
  ...nobody can afford to eat 50 eggs
  FTFY
- Luke, is that you?
  
  Yes, but there is no way I will even try to eat 50 eggs.
  So I will distract you all with a musical number
  https://youtu.be/dG9tuuznL1Y
- Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge.
- Okay Gaston
- Sounds cool.
  
  Taking out a loan here, boss!
- I would love to see a video of you eating 50 eggs
  Matt stonie ate 120 in 8 minutes... But i suspect he was full far before that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCncM1sJxtI

As evidenced by this past thanksgiving, at least 73 deviled eggs

Depends. If they are deviled/stuffed eggs I can eat at least a dozen at a party without even realizing.
- So, 24 halves?
  
  Minus the few that others manage to get to before I do.

If they’re deviled eggs, I try to stop before $20, so probably 4 dozen under Biden, and maybe 5-6 eggs (if I can find them) under Trump.

- It's a weekend after payday. Gonna treat myself with 3 eggs AND avocado toast!... Without avocado.

Depends on how it's cooked, I guess.
- Definitely. I’ve done a full English breakfast challenge once that had six fried eggs and that was no bother. Hard-boiled, I doubt I could do more than three and I’d be struggling on the third.

Probably a whole dozen. But I wouldn't want to be in a room with me after. It's gonna stink.
- Wow! A dozen!

5-6 depending on the size with 3-4 slices of bread. If it was just egg, 7+

So many moons ago in a far off galaxy.
My roommate and I explored this very question.
3 and a slice of toast was the sensible outcome.
But I was foolish and what started this was suggesting I could eat a whole carton. Spoiler I could not. 🤮🐣 (And neither could they)

We talking scrambled, or shell on whole eggs? Scrambled probably 4+. Eggs never seem to fill me up like they should. Whole eggs maybe 1. Less than 1 even. I don't think I can swallow a whole egg.
- I don't think I've even seen anyone eat a shell on egg before

In a frittata, I can probably go six ish at a guess. Just fried on toast, assuming they're the big ones I'm just having two.

I can get about 3 down before I tap out. More if they have sauces

I think around 4 will do it. They say your stomach is what, two fists or so large? That seems about right

Alright, this is a question for me! 😊
I can eat 6 boiled XL eggs at once and do so on a regular basis.
- By "at once" I hope you mean "in one sitting", otherwise you're surely risking some sort of jaw injury.
  
  FLUFFY BUNNY
  
  Haha I do mean in one sitting! But now I have the image of me opening my mouth wide like Kirby trying to eat 6 XL eggs at once! 😂

2 to 4 depending on what I eat it with

my personal record is 8 hard boiled eggs. my stomach really hurt and my farts were ridiculous.

4 is my standard portion, I usually buy medium sized eggs. If I was pressed I could probably eat 6.

Deviled eggs? Probably 4 (8 halves)if it was all I'm eating. They are just so delicious.
Straight hard boiled eggs? If I have more than 3 I'm making egg salad so I don't know. But would consider 2 of them a main dish, plenty enough if I have a salad or something to go with them. And 2 is all I'd want at one time.

BeardMeetsFood did 24 https://youtu.be/McIgZi4_vpM

How many eggs do you have to eat before thoughts of the violence and cruelty you are committing impinge upon your consciousness?
- All food is part of a lifecycle. Whatever you eat, something has died for it. Yes, even plants.
  But do we really need to have this argument every time? There are plenty of vegan communities to pound the pulpit in, I even upvote you in your vegan community posts...
  We are just here trying to have a good time. Just have a egg and relax.
  
  Whatever you eat, something has died for it. Yes, even plants.
  Okay? So what? That's irrelevant, and I think you know that. I think you are just trying to distract yourself from processing ideas and feelings that are inconvenient for you.
  No one is against the death of any living creature. That's a ridiculous straw-man.
  You cannot be cruel to a plant. You cannot commit violence against a plant. You cannot commit atrocity against a plant. These are things you do every time you buy an egg. Plants DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCES. The experiences of animals are real and matter.
  It's funny how plants rights advocates only seem to exist in the presence of people appealing for compassion to animals. Funny, transparent, and pathetic.
  Do you know why people don't have empathy for animals? Because they are cowards. Experiencing the feelings of creatures that you abuse so heartlessly HURTS more than you are even willing to understand. So you just block it all out and pretend it isn't even happening. You make stupid little arguments that ignore the point, just to distract yourself from thinking about that very point. It doesn't matter that you're making the same arguments that have been refuted a million times before, because you are not interested in engaging in good faith, you just need a distraction.
  From your own fucking cruelty and violence. Never allowing yourself to even consider that you can JUST STOP being cruel and violent. Because then you'd have to admit to yourself that you've been manipulated into being a monster all your life.