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Starlink is now accessible across the White House campus, which was already served by fiber cable, after service was “donated”, as some cite security concerns.

White House officials said the installation was an effort to increase internet availability at the complex. They said that some areas of the property could not get cell service and that the existing Wi-Fi infrastructure was overtaxed.

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  • Are you a white house staffer carrying a heavy stack of top secret documents? Do you desperately need both hands to vape or to text roger stone a progress report? Try DOCDASH!

    Just request a docdasher in app and a helpful person like Yvegeny, Dmitri or Boris will show up to the white house on a motorcycle, take your documents from you, not copy and transmit them, and just keep them very safe, like tippy top safe.

  • President Musk making it feel more like home.
    Add 13 children of ambiguous parentage he can ignore, and snug as a bug!

  • Anyone see the Johnny English with the American billionaire cyber-terrorist Jason Volta as the main antagonist?

    That's how I see news coming from Washington developing on a daily basis.

    We need you Rowan Atkinson.

  • The only security this White House cares about is its own power and hiding (for the time being) its complete disregard for anything else.

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