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1mo ago

Mice used to be civilized

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i think it would be cool to have a little motorized mouse that went back in a hole like that to recharge. like a roomba, only completely useless
- I don't often use AI to picture these things, but I just imagined a tiny mouse hole to put your computer mouse in to charge overnight.
  Just this, but with more LEDs:
  
  Omg, you could totally put an rc set of wheels in the gap where a roller ball would go on an old mouse and make this.
  I don’t know how many visitors you’d need to have to actually get use out of that much work for a physical gag like that, but it could be cute at a computer repair shop or something like that.
- cat toy and long hair collector
  (lol I had a motorized snake toy with wheels while fostering a cat and that thing collected more hair in the wheels than it did cat-entertaining)
  
  maybe that could be a feature. my wifes biggest complaint is find long hairs everywhere. drives her bonkers
- They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
  
  And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
- AI is stealing all the mouse jobs
- sounds like a good cat toy
- Pb-pb-b-b-b. Pb-pb-b-b-b.

Civilized?
Footage of the mouse that made that hole, torturing a cat:
This anti-feline propaganda could have catastrophic consequences. Rodents are food, not friends!
- Top 5 pictures Cambridge Analytica want to YOU see
- Found the cat
  
  Or did the cat find you?
- Imma gonna sit this one out…

What do you expect? With the price of eduction these days, these poor mice can’t get the engineering degrees required to make these masterpieces.
- Yeah, eductors are like super expensive, not available for regular mice.
  
  Eductors to the mice proletariat!
- "Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands."

Thanks, woke.

Most HOAs don't allow these kinds of holes.
- Yes, it needs tiny crown molding along the edge! Standards, people!
- Friends don't let friends get an HOA.

The decline and fall of the micetern empire.
My personal theory is catish barbarians, being allowed to settle in the same area

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wcHvrbFqook

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