HowAbt2morrow @ HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today

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Downvotes for that? Must have been some triggered pre-finger-blasted altered boys.

And if he practiced boxing at some point, he should know how to “rope a dope”.

But you do have to pronounce it in Italian so it’ll probably be Papa Pizzaballahs.

If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.

You know they used ChatGPT to pick this new dude.

And the fucking whales too

Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.

Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.

Once they’re gone, can someone just replicate their approach in a free app? With real food and not their overly processed slop.

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

I heard that it already is available and active but I can’t say more because it’s double top secret classified.

I think “barely” is a stretch. Babe didn’t even look at those PB and Jeggs.

I think that by “underwater “ they’re referring to their budget.

That’s one confused shark! “WTF is going on here?”

Now is that penis you refer to between your cheeks?

I’ll say sorry, but through our Tinder profiles.

Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

In the pouring rain?

Does double hashtagging trick the algorithm or something?

And sponsored by Nike? Not adidas?