The cybertruck owners forum's "issues" board is the funniest thing I've browsed in a long time

Don't worry, someone has replied with a solution.

Hey in the mean time maybe you can use a portable heater since there are electrical outlets when you are in the car?

Tesla spent 2 billion dollars to develop an $80,000 car that can't function in anything but perfect summer weather, and even then has a chance of locking itself for reasons that no one can figure out.

Meanwhile, a high end electric car in China has all the same features at less than half the price, and with the bonus of everything working properly.

Another banger. Dude's key cards aren't working at all.

The service associate I worked with was chill and let me feel like I was heard with how ridiculous it is I needed to come in person for this however, I ran out of steam pretty quickly because, well shit I just love my damn truck so much I can’t stay mad at it haha.

Still love the truck though!

I’m trying to figure out if it’s just my windshield wiper that sucks or if this is every Cybertruck. I’ve seen a couple comments from folks about the wiper and the jets that shoot wiper fluid. I live in the Pacific Northwest and it rains a lot as well as the roads are just damp and dirty. What I’ve noticed is that not only do the jets not properly spray fluid over the entire windshield, But the wiper itself doesn’t really contact the windshield near the top of the wiper. It’s acceptable for the driver even though still about 30 to 40% of the viewable area remains dirty. But the real problem is that the area that doesn’t get enough windshield wiper fluid and the wiper doesn’t fully contact the windshield smears dirt across the entire camera housing area. Making auto pilot and FSD unuseable even in perfectly acceptable weather conditions. I received my truck on Dec 23 2024 with a vin ending in 039xxx

But the real problem is that the area that doesn’t get enough windshield wiper fluid and the wiper doesn’t fully contact the windshield smears dirt across the entire camera housing area. Making auto pilot and FSD unuseable even in perfectly acceptable weather conditions.

There is something kinda cathartic about seeing these people funnel their money to the single stupidest and most insecure man alive, like a capitalist version of the god emperor from WH, just sucking the life out of all these people so he can seig heil on national television. At least no one with real material problems is participating in this.