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The horrors

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Things that freaked H. P. Lovecraft out:
Geometry
Stars
Cool air
Subways
Old houses
Corners of rooms
Violin music
Flute music
The very concept of dreams
Realistic paintings
It would be easier to list the things that didn't freak Howard out.
- Plus everyone who wasn't white and from his home town.
  
  On the Creation of N*ggers
  When, long ago, the Gods created Earth, In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd; Yet were they too remote from humankind. To fill this gap, and join the rest to man, Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan. A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a N*GGER.
  H.P.LOVECRAFT.
  😬😬😬
  
  My favorite way of explaining how racist he was is that his contemporaries over a century ago in the "Birth of a Nation" period of racism were like "Dude - tone down the racism."
- Colors
  
  Of light. But also black people too, but that's not what I meant!
- Things that made him cum:
  Gambreled rooftops mostly
  Honorable mentions:
  Gables
  Central chimneys
  Providence
  
  Maine
  see also: Stephen King
- his cat
  ...that's probably it
  
  And his cat's name freaks out all of us
- Lol, apparently I'm a double threat against H.P.L. I was first chair flute and first chair violin.
  
  Orchestral miscegenation probably also freaked him out
  
  A kender with two different instruments AND two chairs, you say? 🤔
- Angle of a wall.
- Corners of rooms
  Is this a mf "Hounds of Tindalos" reference.
- Paying more than a few cents for coffee Spending more than $3 a day on food
- I am not a huge Lovecraft fan (despite reading more than I probably should have), but Cool Air is a rare short story I can find absolutely no fault with.

I wish we'd gotten to see the rest of Lovecraft's redemption arc.
He died so soon after beginning to realize and acknowledge that his views about the world had been abhorrent.
Edit to add:
If anyone's curious to read an example of the beginnings of his realization, check out this letter, written about a month before his death:
https://github.com/punchmonster/Lovecraft-Letters/blob/master/19370207-Catherine-L-Moore.md
It's a fairly long letter, but the whole thing is interesting. He seems to have been radicalized and was becoming quite critical of capitalism, if not a full blown Marxist. You'll find the following quote in the last paragraph:
I looked around for a 1924 photograph of myself to burn, spit on, or stick pins in! Holy Hades—was I that much of a dub at 33 ... only 13 years ago? There was no getting out of it—I really had thrown all that haughty, complacent, snobbish, self-centered, intolerant bull, & at a mature age when anybody but a perfect damned fool would have known better!
There's more evidence in there than just that passage, but this is already becoming a wall of text!

My favorite fact about Lovecraft was that he was so fucking racist, the KKK told him to chill the fuck out on his racism.

The man was a neurotic anxious mess who was scared of everything around him in his time and checked into the psych ward multiple times. I guess it shows in his writings
- Both of his parents were extremely mentally ill from syphilis. That's why the theme of generational curse is so prominent in his work.
  As for how racist he was, You just need to know that he wrote a book where the big revelation and last sentence of the book was something along the lines of, "worst of all, she was an n-word". The book's name is Medusa's coil
  
  Yeah he was a homophobe and a racist for sure. But how much more than anyone else from his time. I love the themes he brings in but I think other people have done a good job of showing his ideas without the fear he had in him, Shape of water comes to mind and I think del Toro does a great job in showing those themes of the unknown and all.
  There's a video on his (HP) work by HBomberguy which I think is really good.
  I didnt know about the reason for his generational curse.. That's pretty cool!

Lovecraft being a neurotic mess afraid of everything is probably why his books are so good. He did a great job with filling his books with that sense of existential dread.
- "I'm terrified of everything, and you can too!"
- neurotic mess
  I see I've got something in common with him

I once read that Lovecraft went on a big antisemitic rant only to be gently reminded by his wife that she was Jewish.

Take a shot every time Lovecraft says something is unknowable or indescribable.
- No. No, no. No no no no. NO.
  We don't need to go through a 40 in ten minutes.
  
  Not with that attitude.
- I'd need another liver or two to complete it on one single short story of his.
- https://feddit.org/comment/1544177
  Interestingly, it was a thread on the same screenshot

Most writers or artists of any kind are not as cool as you want them to be. H.P. was essentially a nerdy upper class dandy. He was horribly sheltered and coddled all his life by his mom and her sisters. He'd probably faint if he had to go out in the rain without an umbrella.
I enjoyed his writing but you have to separate the art from the artist. Just like not all action heros are badasses, they just look like that on film.
- The only issue with Lovrecraft and separating the art from the artist is that there's a shit ton of bigotry in his art as well.
  I will not deny that he was a creative powerhouse with amazing ideas, but he was also a guy who wrote about big-lipped, dark-skinned savages and a cat with a name I shall not repeat.
  
  Oh I was saying that people view the art created by the artist to be the artist. Like they are capable of living the lives they portray.
  Like I came across a comic series where H.P. was the protagonist and it made him out to be some edgy defender against the occult horrors he wrote about. Think I've seen something similar with Poe, maybe a movie? I hate that so much.
  Don't insert those guys into those scenarios, they both would probably shit their pants and die immediately if they encountered what they wrote.

or sharing an elevator with an Irishman.
The New York Times calls Going Down, "Lovecraft at his spine-chilling best! An Arkham professor of antiquities steps into a lift and gets the ride of his life!"

- The woman is wearing trousers!
- A union man too!
  :: clutch pearls ::

I've never seen anyone try to sell horror this way, far from enough for it to be a thing.

at my work my favorite customer ive ever talked to was a funny ass Irishman who made jokes about his ex wife
I saw him once and never again but I'd love to ride an elevator with him, dude was funny AF in the 2 or 3 minutes I talked with him

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